By Geno McGahee The black Friday madness hit southwest Virginia at a Wal-Mart of all places. I know, it’s no surprise. Christopher Jackson, 35, was waiting for a parking spot when a grumpy old man, Ronnie Sharp, 61, began blaring on the horn. That prompted Jackson to get out of his car and storm over [...]
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By Anthony “Holla” Santiago You damn right you bitches, I am on the Righting A Wrong Team (RAW) and the only thing more raw, was my ex husband’s gums from my manhood for those ten years we were married! Ya Heard you fucking fool… Well, in this redneck town of Chunks Montana, a burglar named [...]
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber OMG! Firstly, I work at Target, not Walmart, but I get paid more than the idiots that work at that shithole. Ja-ja…he-he…DANG…YA HEARD! I hate my job at Target. What right does the state have to demand me work 11 hours a week?! Thankfully, I’m not like the rest of you [...]
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber OMG! I love Walmart. Sure, there are plenty of “people of Walmart” that are just hideous, but you can’t beat the deals! I work at Target and those LOSERS there, like my supervisor Joanne, wish they could be like Walmart and I do miss my job there. Anyway, why was there [...]
Joe Rickey Hundley GUILTY of Toddler Slap & Racial Slur: 19-Month-Old Gets Justice in Atlanta – THE STINK
By Jim Minkle Joe Rickey Hundley has pleaded guilty to slapping a crying 19-month-old kid on an airplane and may spend six months of his life behind bars where the only slapping that will be going on will be the sack of some guy tea-bagging the old bird. There is some debate as to whether [...]
By Vinnie Franklin Yo, check this out. That FOOL Stephen King wrote “IT” and it was turned into a film and now it’s come to life. Some assclown dressed like a clown in Northampton, England, is harassing the town folk. Really? Really? Nice try fella. According to reports, clowns are appearing all over the place [...]
By Geno McGahee Tragedy struck a Washington Navy Yard as possibly two shooters opened fire, killing at least 13 people. One of the shooters has been identified as 34-year-old, Aaron Alexis, who reportedly worked at the Naval Air Station Joint Reserve Base in Fort Worth, Texas. Alexis was killed inside of the facility.
Newlywed Wife Pushes Husband off Cliff: Jordan Linn Graham – Second Degree Murder at Glacier National Park
By Geno McGahee Jordan Linn Graham, 22, of Kalispell, Montana, was taken into custody, suspected of the murder of her husband, Cody Lee Johnson, 25. The belief is that Graham pushed her husband off of a cliff at Glacier National Park on July 7th, after a heated argument. It is being considered second degree murder [...]
George Zimmerman: WIFE BEATER EXPOSED – Trayvon Martin MURDER, Shellie Zimmerman Terrified & Georgie “Justin” Bieber to the Rescue
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber OMG! Yeah, I just heard that wife-beating murderer that won’t win any fitness contests soon, George Zimmerman, has been let off the hook again! Really? Really? His wife was threatened with a gun by that wannabe pig cop and he punched her daddy right in the nose. Well, let me tell [...]
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber OMG! Yeah, I see that some assclown in Cleveland got steaming mad. Talk about a Cleveland Steamer…ja-ja..he-he…dang…YA HEARD! Richard Dameron, 58, is forced to hold a sign stating that he’s an idiot. Well, I could tell he was an idiot to begin with just by looking at him. He looked like [...]
Potty Peeper BUSTED: Portable Toilet Peeping Tom Luke Chrisco Gets Three Years in Prison – Police Suspect Conspiracy
By Vinnie Franklin Yo, check this out. This assclown, Luke Chrisco, 31, was put on blast by the judge and given three years in prison and ten years of probation in Colorado and if y’all know something about Colorado prisons, y’all know that the new guy loses his cherry really quick. YA HEARD! I was [...]
SCHOOL SHOOTER CHARGED – North Carolina High School Shooter Christopher Lamont Richardson JR Busted – Breaking News
By Geno McGahee Christopher Lamont Richardson, JR., 18, has been charged with shooting and wounding a fellow student at Carver High School in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. On Friday, the police arrested Richardson, JR., and charged him with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of a firearm on school property, assault with a deadly weapon inflicting serious [...]
By Geno McGahee In one of the most disgusting stories of recent note, two teens beat 88-year-old, Delbert Belton, to death and robbed him. Currently a juvenile is in custody and the police have said that the attack was random. It was a thrill kill, where the attackers are merely doing it for the rush. [...]
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber OMG! Hedwig, Texas, is the home of a man that is masturbating at Marshalls Department store in the pillow aisle. Really? Really? Nice try fella, but you were caught by one of my billion of readers. Hedwig Police SGT. Myles Willington, was the arresting officer and totally responsible for the capture [...]
By Geno McGahee Dwayne Jones has had a tough life that has tragically come to an end. In high school, he was teased without mercy for being effeminate, forcing him to drop out. Things didn’t get any better at the home front when his father booted him at 14 for not being manly enough.
By Geno McGahee Israel Hernandez – Llach, an artist known for his art locally, was tasered by police as he fled the scene. He would die from it, and now hundreds of people gathered in Miami, Florida, in support of the artist. The argument has been made that the police were in the wrong because [...]
By Geno McGahee A man and child have died, according to authorities, after a shooting took place at the YWCA in Manchester, New Hampshire. This morning, the police surrounded the building and there are reports of multiple shots being fired, leading to the discovery of two dead bodies. The details are very sketchy at this [...]
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By Vinnie Franklin Yo, check this out. I just got word that some assclown, noodle dick, twat in the UK was trying to ride her horse through the drive-thru at McDonalds, but she was denied. She then decided to take her horse inside the restaurant and it took a “big juicy dump” on the floor, [...]
By Geno McGahee The death of Rosy Esparza at a Six Flags amusement park in Texas is now being investigated by a German roller coaster maker. The chairman of the company, Jim Reid-Anderson has called it a tragic event, but until the investigation is complete, he won’t say much more.
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber OMG! Did you hear that some fat guy beat up a clerk in Chicago because he didn’t have his 3XL sized shirts? Really? Really? Well, Mr. Plumpy, you need to check your attitude at the door and slim down. YA HEARD!
Rachel Jeantel FREE COLLEGE: DJ Tom Joyner Offers Gift…Should Probably Start With Elementary School – THE STINK
By Jim Minkle The American educational system has been heavily scrutinized by many for the products it produces and many would point to the obese Rachel Jeantel, a friend of Trayvon Martin, that testi-lied for the prosecution and can’t even read….but she wrote a letter…that she couldn’t read. She proved to be racist, stupid, and [...]
George Zimmerman NEW ARREST – 15 Year Old BUSTED for School Shooting Tweet – Riots, Shootings, Racism & More – Breaking News
By Geno McGahee The madness was predictable as the not guilty verdict came in. The mob mentality has hit the streets with riots and looting…somehow getting revenge for the wrongful death of Trayvon Martin. The people of Facebook have become legal experts and have cried foul, but this is our legal system and it isn’t [...]
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber Well, well, well…it has finally come out that Target is ran by a bunch of racist assclown, noodle dicks. How do you like them apples, Joanne…my racist supervisor! Now, I should tell everyone here that don’t already know that I work at Target in loss prevention and my boss, Joanne always [...]
MC Daleste SHOT AND KILLED ON STAGE: MOTIVE & SUSPECT – Brazilian Rapper Murdered at Concert – Breaking News
By Geno McGahee In shocking news, Brazilian rapper, MC Daleste, was shot and killed as he performed in Campinas, Brazil, Saturday night. The crowd was in panic as the singer fell to the ground. The 20-year-old rapper was performing to a crowd at a housing complex when the incident occurred.