By Georgie “Justin” Bieber (AKA – Animal Lover Georgie) OMG! Let me set the stage here. Anchorage, Alaska, a black bear was mocked by some assclown and pushed too far and it reacted. That’s it. I hate how all these FOOLS come out and say that they should put down an animal when it attacks. [...]
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Following additional legal determinations about the application of the Endangered Species Act, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service today announced a proposal to classify both wild and captive chimpanzees as endangered. The decision reflects growing threats to the species and aligns the chimpanzee’s status with existing legal requirements as well as protections for other species. [...]
By The Emperor Ground control to Major Tom, come in Tommy Boy…. It’s the “Real Queen of England” here and my flat has become Bigfoot Central. Today, my husband, Herol, and his assistant Jonas, sifted through five billion and two emails from my Emperor account that got slammed with my dedicated readers sending me Bigfoot [...]
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber OMG! Catherina G. Scalia, 47, is better known as the “hot dog hooker” because she drives a wiener truck. I always wanted one of those. Ja-ja…he-he. They arrested her on Friday after she gave a police officer a massage and then suggested a happy ending for money. They busted her for [...]
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber OMG! The one thing in this life that I cannot stand is crybabies. In Zaleski, Ohio, there is this old guy named John Potter, 91, and he is now upset that his daughter is trying to evict him from the house that he built. Well, pal, you must not be easy [...]
By Vinnie Franklin Yo, hillbillies around the world, check this out. Why am I covering something that happened in the sewer of America, Kentucky? Well, if that guy Berkwitt and McGahee want me to cover it, I will, but I don’t have to be happy about it. YA HEARD!
By Geno McGahee NBA star, Jason Collins, has come out of the closet and has been embraced by the vast majority of sensible people in this world. There is one crazy family that has made the news again, however, and it was for their refusal to accept homosexuality and mean words against it. They are [...]
By Geno McGahee A San Jose, California woman, Ramineh Behbehanian, 50, has been arrested and faces charges of poisoning and attempted murder after she replaced orange juice bottles at a Starbucks with tainted ones. She was spotted making the switch, leading to the evacuation of the building. An employee was able to catch the license [...]
By Geno McGahee An honors student in a Cincinnati Catholic high school attempted to kill himself with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. He pulled the gun, shot himself, prompting all of the other students to run for cover.
By Geno McGahee Jessica Heeringa, 25, was working the night shift at an Exxon Mobil gas station and has gone missing. The cash register had no money taken from it and Jessica’s purse had 400 dollars plus inside of it that was untouched. This is not being considered a robbery and there are no signs [...]
Jodi Arias TRIAL UPDATE: Nancy Grace, Casey Anthony, Travis Alexander MURDER, GUILTY & More – Breaking News
By Geno McGahee Jodi Arias, 32, is the latest trial to capture the public’s imagination and the comparisons are being drawn to Casey Anthony, the “Tot Mom” that was accused of murdering her daughter but was later found not guilty. The comparison to the cases isn’t really there, outside of the fact that we have [...]
By Geno McGahee Catherine Kieu, 50, was convicted of torture and aggravated mayhem by a jury of her peers. All of the male jurors tightly held their packages as they said the verdict. Kieu was guilty of drugging her husband and then cutting off his penis because of plans that he had to divorce her. [...]
By Geno McGahee The bombing at the Boston Marathon was a terrible event and a senseless one. It is all that much more tragic when you factor in that a child was killed from the blasts. There is no cause that can justify the death of a young child.
By Geno McGahee Courtney Louise Jarrell, 22, a former math teacher and basketball coach has been charged with rape and forcible sexual abuse against a student at a Utah high school. Jarrell is charged with first degree object rape and second degree forcible sexual abuse. According to authorities, Jarrell had sexual encounters with her 17-year-old [...]
Paul Kevin Curtis Released & CHARGES DROPPED – Ricin Obama Letter Suspect NOT GUILTY – BREAKING NEWS
By Geno McGahee Paul Kevin Curtis, the man accused of sending ricin-laced letters to President Barack Obama, has been released from jail. This happens hours after the officials canceled a preliminary hearing. It was stated that no evidence of ricin was found at the suspect’s home.
By Geno McGahee He made the top 10 of the FBI’s most wanted fugitives and he is now in custody. Justin Toth, a former Washington, D.C., elementary school teacher was accused of not only possessing child pornography, but producing it. In 2008, he disappeared, after being caught in the act. There was a $100,000 reward [...]
By Geno McGahee The defense team for accused murderer, Jodi Arias, 32, rested after 38 days of testimony. Arias is accused of killing her ex-boyfriend, Travis Alexander. The murder was vicious involving stabbing and shooting.
Peter Hansen VAGINA SHOCKER: “Yeah, I Meant to Call Them Mother @#$@ers!” – Legislator Speaks to RSR
Exclusive Interview by Vinnie Franklin Yo, check this out. Y’all know that the Vinman is for the rights of women and way to treat them. When you’re a man’s man, you don’t talk smack about females. As a man’s man, you know how to splash on Drakkar, listen to music, and say “can I buy [...]
By Geno McGahee The two explosions that went off today at the finish line of the Boston Marathon were responsible for the loss of two lives and many injuries. The count right now is that at least 12 were injured from the explosions. Some were hurt rather seriously.
By Geno McGahee The Boston Marathon became a place of terror today as a series of explosions rocked the finish line, leaving two dead according to reports. There have been a series of reports from eye witnesses stating that there were body parts around the area and that the death count may be higher than [...]
Half-Human, Half-Ape DISCOVERED: Expert Rings In: “Evolution? Hell, We Got Some of Those Ape People Around Today!”
By Vinnie Franklin Yo, check this out. Did you know that there were things roaming the earth that were part human and part ape, and now we know what they looked like and how they behaved. Hell, some of them call themselves writers. YA HEARD!
By Geno McGahee Eugene Maraventano, 63, stabbed his wife with a 14-inch kitchen knife while she slept, killing her. He then killed his son, Bryan Maraventano, 27, fatally stabbing him as well. His motive was disturbing. He stated that he may have contracted AIDS from prostitutes that he was with years earlier and gave the [...]
By The Emperor Ok I am pissed today! One thing my husband Herol and I will not tolerate is anyone preying on kids and we received a disturbing email with a link to a Youtube video that was disgusting! I am here to expose this LOSER! Hey Emperor, Arizona Bologna here. I know you probably [...]
By Geno McGahee A 4-year-old with a .22-caliber rifle shot a 6-year-old in the head today. The child is in stable condition, according to Police Chief Mastronardy. At this point, it is unclear if the 4-year-old actually pulled the trigger or if the gun accidentally discharged. The identity of both children is being withheld at [...]
By Geno McGahee Lone Star College in Houston, Texas, became the scene of an unexpected attack. This time, there was no gun. The attack was done by a knife, leaving fourteen people injured in what authorities have described as a “stabbing spree.” The suspect, a student, 21, is in custody.