The star of TERMINATOR, PREDATOR, and TOTAL RECALL, Arnold Schwarzenegger has now become the “SPERMINATOR” as an admission of a child on the side of his marriage came out, which has caused a media frenzy, even more than Don Gorske eating his 25,000th Big Mac.
Schwarzenegger, on the comeback trail in the movie business, has been the target of every media outlet. The View took some jabs at him, making some jokes about him “pumping iron.” He is an easy target at this point, and his long history of womanizing does not make this revelation surprising.
Arnold’s children have come forward. Patrick, the 17 year old son, noted: “Some days you feel like shit, some days you want to quit and just be normal for a bit, yet i love my family till death do us apart.” Katherine, the 21 year old daughter, stated: “This is definitely not easy but I appreciate your love and support as i begin to heal and move forward in life. I will always love my family!”
Anthony Santiago, our relationship and family expert at RSR has examined the situation and has some advice for the children of Arnold Schwarzenegger to get through these tough times.
Anthony Santiago here. I really feel for these children, all of them, and I know how it is to have a dog as a daddy. My daddy screwed around all the time, but I didn’t have the benefit of having an Anthony Santiago to advise me. So, you are in luck.
You need to come forward. Come forward Patrick and Katherine and scream: “My dad is the Sperminator!” Don’t hold back. Your daddy didn’t hold back when he was making it with that housemaid, was he? Well, get up off your chairs and yell: “Daddy, you are the Sperminator!” Now, I have spoken to my Georgie Girl about this, and he is stupid and toothless, but he’s the only idiot living with me since his father moved out. Georgie Girl’s father was a royal pain. He rented 300 dollars worth of adult movies in one month! His social security check didn’t cover that! I was so pissed!
Now Georgie Girl is a huge fan of Schwarzenegger and used to write him long letters that I would mail to him, but most of the time I couldn’t afford stamps, so I just threw them away and told Georgie Girl that Arnold called me and said he was touched by them. The toothless goofy bastard smiled from ear to ear. I love him so. Anyway, Georgie Girl is about forgiveness. He thinks that everyone should get off Arnold’s back. Don’t listen to him though. He’s an idiot. Anthony Santiago out.