Oh baby girls, no you didn’t…. That no talent hack Perez “So not a real queen” Hilton and TMZ’s Harvey “In love with himself” Levin were spotted at the Walmart down on 1372 Broadway at the jewelry counter with my Georgie Girl - Santiago. The Paparazzi were going wild taking shots of my Georgie Girl – Santiago selling jewelry with his gums all aflame. He got into some Charleston Chews I had hidden in the freezer last night and because he aint got no teeth, his gums got irritated.
I must admit, he did look good in those photos because he was wearing his Erik Estrada T-Shirt that shows him in that tight outfit he wore on C.H.I.P.S. Holla…
This is not the first time Perez has hit on my toothless moron husband, but that’s ok. I was actually caught out the other night with that huge Weiner of a man Anthony Weiner. OMG!! He was soooooo funny as we sat and ate some calamari at Luigi’s Restaurant in the village. He told me that even though he misses his days in politics, he has a plan to become very famous again. In fact, he is going to do a solo in my hit play, LADY GUM GUM: STYLE BREEDS HATE, which I am writing special material for him to perform.
Note to Perez: My toothless moron sack of crap husband with great gums, aint going nowhere. You drool and Georgie Girl – Santiago’s gums rule. Holla..