By Anthony Santiago

OMG baby girls. Georgie Girl – Santiago my toothless moron of a husband and I just got done watching REAL TIME with Bill Maher. He is the funniest man on earth with teeth. The funniest man on earth who aint go no teeth is still my husband Georgie Girl – Santiago. Bill speaks the truth each week just like I do. If I didn’t know his love for the opposite sex, I would love to initiate him to our side! HOLLA.

Today, my toothless moron of a husband Georgie Girl – Santiago went out to the basketball courts behind our tenement house in the Bronx with flyers that said, Get Bill Maher to say, “I’M LEAVING HBO AND RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.” Being the marketing genius of a queen that I am, in smaller print, on the same flyer, I had two five dollar off coupons to see our next presentation of my hit play LADY GUM GUM: STYLE BREEDS HATE. Our next show is July 28th in the laundry room again , but this time, on the 11th floor.

Bill keep on keeping it real time around the world with your words! Just remember Bill, STYLE BREEDS HATE.. HOLLA…

Before I wrote this article, I sent out the following question “Would you vote for Bill Maher for President in 2012? RSR World, RSR Facebook and RSR Twitter people around the world chimed in. The following are just a few of the 875,000 emails I got back with about 800,00 saying BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012 with many still undecided….

“Yea I would vote for Bill Maher for President in 2012 you dipsh*tl. How old are you? You sure resort to childish tactics don’t you.. Maher jokes lmao. My 9 year old nephew got grounded the other day for calling the kid down the block Bill Maher. Threaten you? lmao, nah no need to do that, however I GUARANTEE your ass wouldn’t be making Bill Maher jokes if I walked up on you in person buddy… that I promise. Why do you hate so much bro? Do you have mental issues? You never even met me, and you attack as if I slapped one of your family members with a program from Real Time with Bill Maher. By the way, NOBODY has even heard of those so called places that you used to write for. Do I like Bill Maher? lmao, YESSSSSSS I like him. I get paid nice royalty checks for my PUBLISHED articles on Bill Maher as well, and from Fatty’s Digest Magazine, and yes dipsh*t, I get a check from Primer Fatty’s Magazine as well. Not to mention several other checks for doing PR work for many professional fatty’s in Hollywood.. Ya Heard! HATE all you want clown, you mean NOTHING to me, never have, never will. – Jack Mars who loves eating Hershey Bars

“I was at a Goodwill store the other night in LA, part of my nightly walk to exercise my Diabetic’s legs, when Bill Maher asked me to massage his feet! So I complied and gave him a sexy rub and he’s all feeling good and all. It was quite an experience! I found out I enjoyed it too! You ever rubbed a dude’s feet in public who is running for President?” – Martin Imposter

“Oh Bill Maher it seems you lived your life like a candle in the wind, always wanting to be the US President when the votes came in. Good luck.. — Sir, Elton Murray

“Bill be careful the Government is a scary place.I know because I saw the UFO crash in Roswell back in 1947. An Army solider made me crap my pants. To this very day, I am on the run.”– Stan Hernandez

“Bill would make a great US President. In fact, Bill contact me I own Minkle Entertainment and I can set you up with Meet and Eats with the fat swim suit models I represent. As of last week, my biggest client is Pig Man. Piggy is booked down South at every BBQ from state to state, can you say great?  Have you ever hung with a pig or a fat swimsuit model Bill? They love you long time…  LOL – Jim Minkle, Minkle Entertainment

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