By Anthony Santiago

Give me a G! Give me an A! Give me a Y! Give me my Georgie Girl! Hooray, hooray, hooray! New York has become the sixth largest stare to recognize same-sex weddings and you can even marry somebody if they ain’t got no teeth!

The couples are lining up to tie the knot in NYC and we are so happy. I bought my husband some ice cream cake to celebrate because he chokes on regular cake cuz he ain’t got no teeth!!!

The first couple to say “I do” was Daniel Hernandez and Nevin Cohen, a couple that met in 1998. Why does the name “Dan Hernandez” sound familiar?

I checked my email this morning and saw that I got 1 million zillion emails about this topic, so here is just a sampling on the thoughts of RSR World on Gay Marriage:

“Yea I got married dipsh*t, I got married to a man well…my cell mate Bubba. How old are you? You sure resort to childish tactics don’t you.. gay marriage… lmao. My 9 year old nephew got grounded the other day for calling the kid down the block a Fatty that supports gay marriage. Threaten you? lmao, nah no need to do that, however I GUARANTEE your ass wouldn’t be making gay marriage jokes if I walked up on you in person buddy… that I promise. Whydo you hate so much bro? Do you have mental issues? You never even met me, and you attack as if I slapped one of your family members. By the way, NOBODY has even heard of those so called places that you used to write for. Do I get loving from my husband in prison? lmao, NOOOOO I don’t. Of course I get loving you fool, and I get horny nice royalty loving for my PUBLISH sex as well, and from Gay Marriage Digest Magazine, and yes dipshit, I get a check from Gay Round Magazine as well. Not to mention several other checks for doing PR work for many professional gay married couples. HATE all you want clown, you mean NOTHING to me, never have, never will.” – Jack Mars from behind bars

“I was at a Goodwill store last night, part of my nightly walk to exercise my Diabetic’s legs, when a hot, 25-26 year old man asked me to massage his feet and marry him! So I complied and gave him a sexy rub and he’s all feeling good and all. It was quite an experience! I found out I enjoyed it too! You ever rubbed a man’s feet in public and then marry him?” –Martin Imposter

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