OMG! I was there. I was so there. When that intruder broke into Trebek’s hotel room, it was on. I jumped on the bus and hitched half the way with my Georgie Girl – Santiago, and we were off to speak to the witnesses and get a full report. Unlike other journalists, I did my research.
Trebek is an old man at 71 and has been hosting Jeopardy since Ken Jennings was a dream in his father’s pants! Yesterday morning, while Trebek was trying to score the daily double with his wife, he heard a noise and saw Lucinda Moyers in his room, and when she took off, he chased her. I spoke to Lionel Jefferson (Not of the show THE JEFFERSONS) for his eye witness report:
“I was in my room, watching adult movies, when I heard a noise. I said ‘That sounds like Alex Trebek!’ and when I got out of my room, I saw some fat chick running down the hall and Trebek giving chase, screaming that the category today is that he was going to beat her ass. I then heard him fall and say that he would take EMTs for $2,000. It was horrifying.”
The host of the popular show is now on crutches, injuring his Achilles tendon. He will be back. My toothless, idiot, dummy gummy hubby Georgie Girl – Santiagol, had his own report as he went to the Wal-Mart in San Francisco to speak to the workers and get their rumors and thoughts on Trebek.
Holla! Yeah, I was at the Wal-Mart in San-Fran and it’s good to be a man, man! Ya heard! I wanted to see what they thought about Trebek and boy, the opinions were mixed. Michael, who works in the deli, was not a fan of the game show host. He said that somebody should “give him the salami” and I don’t think he was talking about the deli meat he was dishing out. Ya heard!
I spoke to a guy with a big ole head collecting shopping carts outside the store and he wanted Trebek to know that he supported him. He said that Trebek was legendary, but then referred to everyone else he spoke of the same. I don’t think he was all there. Holla.
Overall, the Wal-Mart experience here in San-Fran was amazing. I found that 80% of the employees supported Trebek, 11% hated him and wished he would off himself, and 9% didn’t care ya heard!