TLC Results – CM Punk, Alberto Del Rio & The Miz: WWE PPV SHOCKERS & The AFTERMATH

By Masked Hernandez

I just got back from the TLC PPV party in Baltimore man, and brother, all my friends were there. What a good pay per view by the WWE, or is it just the booze talking brother? You want to know what happened at the pay per view man? Well, I’m not gonna keep you waiting…

Dolph Ziggler vs. Zack Ryder (US Championship)

Vicky Guerrero gets the boot and now it’s man vs. man, even Steven brother, for the title. Ryder finally takes the title home with an impressive win! You know that Vicky will not be happy about this man!

Air Boom vs. Primo and Epico (Tag Team Championship)

Air Boom is able to fend off the great challenge and hold onto the titles. Who’s next? I wonder if Demolition or the Powers of Pain are available?

Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett (Tables Match)

The son of my friend, Cowboy Bob, Randy Orton, took quite the beating at the hands of Wade Barrett, but he is a tough cowboy like his dad man, and he hanged in there until he found his opening to land that RKO and put his opponent through a table.

Beth Phoenix vs. Kelly Kelly (Diva’s Championship)

I love these divas man, but not as much as my friend Pompadour Piledriver. The guy sat right next to me and kept saying: “She’s on my list brother.” Beth Phoenix is a hot beast and proved too strong for Kelly Kelly, retaining her title.

Kevin Nash vs. Triple H (Sledgehammer Ladder Match)

Here we go brother. One mummy versus the boss’s son…egomaniacs colliding. Two men that have held back the sport partook in this ridiculous and unbelievable sledgehammer match. HHH won. No shocker here. What a joke.

Jack Swagger vs. Sheamus

HHH’s boyfriend, Sheamus, delivers the big boot to Swagger to get the win, and probably went Hogan-Beefcake on HHH backstage man.

Big Show vs. Mark Henry (Heavyweight Championship)

A slow paced brawl with plenty of chair shots, but it is safe to say that the giant push for Mark Henry has come to a giant end brother. The Big Show landed his big right hand knockout punch to defeat Henry for the 1-2-3.

Cody Rhodes vs. Booker T (Intercontinental Championship)

Booker T. was one of the greatest WCW champions of all time, but the WWE buried the guy thanks to Triple H. Cody Rhodes, son of Dusty, is a rising star and needed the stepping stone and won the match man.

Alberto Del Rio vs. The Miz vs. CM Punk (WWE Championship)

The final match of the final WWE pay per view of 2011 was a showcase of three talents, but the biggest star that they have is CM Punk, a guy that could be the biggest name in the sport if the WWE allows it. CM Punk would win the match and retain the title and now moves on to bigger and better things.

Overall man, I would give this pay per view a 7.5/10.