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WWE Breaking News: Pompadour Piledriver Wants John Cena, Brock Lesnar & the Fatties

By Masked Hernandez

Here is a message from my friend and future WWE star, Pompadour Piledriver:

“I want to rid the world of the fatties. I am going after the Big Show, Kamala if he’s still around, and every other fat slob in the wrestling business. In Canada, we don’t tolerate the SLOBS that we see in the U.S., wearing their skin-tight shirts to cover up their big fat belly. Oh, things are going to get hairy. Bring me John Cena! Bring me the Rock! Bring me Brock Lesnar! I am the future of the WWE! I can’t wait to drop the Pompadour Pile Driver on the fatties out there and if I see a fat slob in the front row looking for my autograph and trying to trade it for sex with overweight females, he’s getting the Pomp Stomp!”

Well said brother. What a great heel!

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