By Vinnie Franklin

I usually cover MMA…but what many of you don’t know is that I got my start in Hollywood and the glitz and glamour has brought me back to cover this great business.

Johnny Depp, star of EDWARD SCISSORHANDS and many other Tim Burton flicks, has just separated from his babe of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis. This guy can’t be married! Depp is one of the brightest stars in Hollywood and if you don’t let the guy play around, he’s going to leave you and that’s what happened here. The guy needs to live the life of a star and that means a new chick every night and two every morning. Marriage is a lost art in Hollywood.

Now Paradis is a babe, but no matter how hot a chick is, they become old hat after a while and variety is the spice of life, as you know. I have been married 5 times …none of them were open marriages, which is why they have failed. I see one of those UFC ring card girls and my hair stands on end and I forget all about those vows. A man is a man people.

Johnny Depp can now be free. Be free Johnny and now that you’re free, start making better movies. This Tim Burton sh*t is horrendous!

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