By Masked Hernandez

I used to have respect for John Cena man. Now, I just get a call from Liz Cena, telling me the score brother. Cena, a hero to so many children, was not faithful to his wonderful wife man. He was banging anything that moves.

Cena served Liz with divorce papers in May and now all the dirty laundry is being aired brother and it isn’t pretty. Liz is challenging the prenuptial agreement and with cause. Her lover boy was out there pinning down women left and right. If Andre the Giant were alive today, he probably would have shoved that thumb of his right up Cena’s backside. He liked to do that. That’s why I refused to wrestle him brother.

Once the dust settles, I will get more details from Liz and I want her to know that the masked man is in her corner. John, I’m VERY disappointed in you man. There are plenty of my little masked maniacs that look up to you. For shame!

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