By Vinnie Franklin

London got a shock and I’m not talking about Big Ben exposing his clock tower either. Rihanna surrounds herself with this monsters juiced up on steroids that will destroy anything that comes near her. Well, in this case, the poor photographer got a little too close to the car that she was in and got knocked cold by this bald steroid freak.

Rihanna is one of the biggest stars in the sky, but if she keeps allowing her ugly goons to muscle around people, she will be writing checks to a lot of bruised up camera men. This bald moron needs to get kicked twice in his shriveled up balls and fired for his anger management problem.

In the end, the paparazzi was carried away and was in pretty bad shape. Rihanna will have to send him flowers and ice for the jaw. Forget your umbrella-brella-brella…and give the guy some green.

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