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WWE Breaking News: Cupcake Killer Vs John Cena – Grudge Match in the CAGE

By Cupcake Killer

Yo little cupsters out there! I am back, with a yummy filled cream center cupcake that I am going to pounce on John Cena with! This D List celebrity and D- wrestler is going down for the count… My manager the classy Tommy Toccio is in talks right now with old Vinnie over at the corporate headquarters of the WWE. When he comes back today, we will have a signed in hand contract and when I take this struz Cena down for the final count, I am dedicating this match to my close buddy The Masked Hernandez and my recently deceased former indi circuit wrestling partner The Big Apple. Big A I miss you dude!

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