By Geno McGahee

Tommy “Tiny” Lister, popular actor that has starred in FRIDAY, THE DARK KNIGHT and NO HOLDS BARRED, has agreed to plead guilty to conspiring to commit mortgage fraud, leading to 3.8 million in losses for unsuspecting lenders. He admitted to the scheme where he would use false information and bogus bank statements.

Over the years, Lister has been singing the praises of his God and even speaking at prisons about the good lord and how he has touched his heart. Apparently God has told him to pick some pockets along the way. Hey, God is good! There is nothing worse than a hypocrite and as much as I loved Zeus in NO HOLDS BARRED, Lister needs the book thrown at him for this scumbag act.

For you religious folk…below is an inspirational message from Lister.

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