By Vinnie Franklin

The ping pong game continues as Manny Pacquiao is once again shifting over to a potential showdown with familiar foe, Juan Manuel Marquez. Hey Juan, don’t hold your breath. Miguel Cotto was holding his breath and now he is blue in the face and probably has blue balls for all we know. Hey Miguel, stop thinking about the fight and go get some, and I’m not talking about that enormously fat dude you hang with either.

Floyd Mayweather, JR., is still not happening and won’t happen. That fat tub of sloppy fat goo, Bob “Yes I ate your cupcakes” Arum is playing defense again. He’s telling the world that he wants the fight to happen and making sure that it doesn’t at the same time. He’s talking out of both sides of his mouth. Hey boys, can you plug up one of the sides? You know what I’m saying.

As you know, this series is incredibly popular…so much so, that I have adopted a new segment called “THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THONG IN MANNYLAND.” Thong, a Manny Pacquiao fan site owner has been very vocal about his love of Pacquiao and his love of stealing articles, extorting money from obese groupie writers to run their stuff, and more. In an email with the subject line “Hillbilly in the sky with cupcakes,” Thong says what’s on his mind:

“Hey hillbilly, give me money or I’m not running your stupid articles. I will just run some articles on beached whales … you know, your twins. LOL. Hey Pacquiao fans, why did the groupie hillbilly writer cross the road? To give me 500 dollars to run a Poison band member interview. LOL. Keep the money coming. I am still looking for a new topic for MannyLand…since Pacquiao is nearly done with his career. I milked him dry and that Donaire isn’t cutting it. More people care about Manny taking a deuce on the chest of a groupie writer then they do about Donaire. Oh, I’d better get the money while I can! Peace out a**holes!”

By the way Thong, you do NOT have permission to run this or any of the Vinman’s articles. I don’t care if they give you a chubby or not. Anyway, here is the latest segment of …

GROUPIE CONFESSION – Manny/Marquez Nears (Note: This rotund writer was so angry that he didn’t make much sense, but we still decided to share it with you since he took the time to write it. He goes by the obvious alias of ‘Plump Chump’.)

“I don’t owe you an explanation you f**king asshole. I guess you missed my man crushes on Zab Judah, Lennox Lewis, Manny Pacquiao, Barrera, Morales, and the list goes on. I mentioned those man crushes only to show the little f**king prick talking shit to me, that I have SOME credibility in spooning, that’s all. I also was specific that I was not bragging about it either. I tell you what, you stupid ass, if you don’t like reading what I have to say in these groupie articles, don’t f**king read it. I am not your typical sit on my hands type of person, and I don’t let people take unwarranted shots at me. You’re no exception either you f**king clown

Yea I get paid dipshit, I get paid well. How old are you? You sure resort to childish tactics don’t you…fat jokes lmao. My 9 year old nephew got grounded the other day for calling the kid down the block a Fatty. Threaten you? lmao, nah no need to do that, however I GUARANTEE your ass wouldn’t be making fat jokes if I walked up on you in person buddy… that I promise. Why do you hate so much bro? Do you have mental issues? You never even met me, and you attack as if I slapped one of your family members. Do I get paid? lmao, NOOOOO I do it for free. Of course I get paid you fool, and I get paid nice royalty checks for my PUBLISH book as well, and from Man Crush Magazine, and yes dipshit, I get a check from I Am Round Magazine as well. Not to mention several other checks for doing PR work for many professional male escorts. HATE all you want clown, you mean NOTHING to me, never have, never will.

AHHAHHHAAAAHHAAAAA… kicked Pacquiao out? lmao, Roach and I are on very good terms you F**KING ASSHOLE lmao. Roach and I have never had a crossed word either. I’ll be sure to f**k Freddie Roach first thing in the morning, and tell him all about this man crush I have…maybe I’ll let him give me a Cleveland steamer. I quit women because I could never get one you fool, so have fun loving women as I stain my pants for Roach and Manny.

Marquez and Pacquiao are in negotiations lmao, yea ok, whatever you say. You’re a typical ANTI American noodle dick. I’m with you about the I’m round…why don’t you do me this favor. IF you go to the pro fights, PLEASE approach me and introduce yourself, ok big mouth? Do me that favor, so we can have a nice little man to man about this. Unless you don’t have the balls? I’ll be at the Chippendales and by all means if you’re on the Gulf Coast Friday, I’ll be at the Man Swallow Club tomorrow night. I’m guessing I’ll NEVER get approached by the little noodle dick big mouth, that plays tough guy in groupie articless But, maybe I’ll get lucky. You are no sexy man like Freddie Roach, and you will never have a man crush for Pacquiao like me either you f**king lying little bitch….. LMAO!”

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