My friend, the LEGENDARY George Clooney, has been ducking and dodging these gay rumors for years and now Gene Simmons is making it hard. Well, he’s not making “it” hard that I know of! YA HEARD!
Gene Simmons, the main man in the metal band “KISS,” noted that he had a “man crush” on Clooney, but he’s straight. Hey, we all have that. I see a dude from time to time that I want to plow, but Clooney has dealt with so much. He’s got that hot number, Stacy Keibler and she isn’t happy about what Simmons is saying.
A woman claiming to be Stacy Keibler phoned RSR today and said the following:
“Oh is Simmons gonna use that tongue of his to slurp all the juices out of my man? Slurpy slurp? Yeah right! Over my dead body. I won’t let some freaking dude sucky suck and slurpy-durp my man. He’s mine, mine, mine and he likes chicks and I’m not talking about chicks with dicks!” — Woman claiming to be Stacy Keibler
I understand her rage, but not her potty mouth. For shame…YA HEARD!