By Vinnie Franklin

My friend, the LEGENDARY George Clooney, has been ducking and dodging these gay rumors for years and now Gene Simmons is making it hard. Well, he’s not making “it” hard that I know of! YA HEARD!

Gene Simmons, the main man in the metal band “KISS,” noted that he had a “man crush” on Clooney, but he’s straight. Hey, we all have that. I see a dude from time to time that I want to plow, but Clooney has dealt with so much. He’s got that hot number, Stacy Keibler and she isn’t happy about what Simmons is saying.

A woman claiming to be Stacy Keibler phoned RSR today and said the following:

“Oh is Simmons gonna use that tongue of his to slurp all the juices out of my man? Slurpy slurp? Yeah right! Over my dead body. I won’t let some freaking dude sucky suck and slurpy-durp my man. He’s mine, mine, mine and he likes chicks and I’m not talking about chicks with dicks!” — Woman claiming to be Stacy Keibler

I understand her rage, but not her potty mouth. For shame…YA HEARD!

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