By Jim Minkle

It would be a shame if George Clooney was gay because that hot number, Stacy Keibler needs true “I want to bone you” sort of loving. The people that contend that Clooney is gay are now pointing to a remark that his sister made. She said: “George will probably not get married. He decided that he could have the career or he could have a family.” Or, he could have a dude. I’m just saying…

His sister also notes that he barely talks about Keibler. What? If you were dating Stacy Keibler, wouldn’t you talk about it all the time? That is some shocking evidence right there that he is gay and I’m saying gay all the way gay.

Clooney says that he doesn’t care if people think he’s gay, noting that his life is “private” and that he’s “very happy in it.” Happy “in it?” In what Mr. Clooney….IN WHAT?!!!!

Popularity: 3%