Manny Pacquiao: Next Fight, Freddie Roach STEAMING MAD, Floyd Mayweather JR, Parkinson’s Disease & More

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. Manny Pacquiao will not be fighting in April according to his promoter, SLOB Arum. YA HEARD! The Slobfather says that his fighter will take the proper amount of time off and you can take that to the bank before I release the dogs on you! YA HEARD!

Now, some of the keyboard warrior, assclown, noodle dick, wannabe journalists that have a man crush on Manny Pacquiao want to see him back in the ring when you know that he will be carried out on a stretcher if he does. Freddie Roach is steaming mad at the idea that his punching ATM is being encouraged to retire. When Roach overheard one of my friends say that Manny should hang up the gloves, he allegedly replied: “Go f**k yourself and suck me sideways.” Remember, I said he said it ‘allegedly.’

What’s up Doc? YA HEARD! Yeah, didn’t that doctor say that Manny’s got the early signs of Parkinson’s disease? Why risk it? It’s because he’s an egomaniac and probably needs to pay off some gambling debts. I hope it’s not to fund his next CD. Yikes, he’s worse than Roy Jones, JR! YA HEARD!

Thong, the owner of the #1 Manny fan site: “MannyLand” has put Pacquiao on blast and has taken one big shot in the mouth here in his latest column:

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THONG

“Hey sluts. So, Manny’s not fighting in April? Are you serious? I’ve done major planning. I have gone from boxing site to boxing site, eagerly awaiting articles to be posted about an April fight so I could ‘borrow’ them for my site. LOL! Borrow…that’s funny as shit. The kids here in the Philippines call me ‘Swiper.’ They yell, ‘Swiper, stop swiping,’ as I walk by. LOL. Yeah, I’ll stop swiping when Dora the Explorer comes flying out of my tight ass.

Wow, is boxing in the shitter or what? It needs to be for me to dedicate my life to covering that little goofy bastard, but he has enough fans and fan-boy fat groupie man-crush journalists attached to his c**k that there is the demand and the Thongster can’t deny that! You people want to see that moron, I’ll give’em to you.

Peace out sluts. Time to go watch some 2 girls, 1 cup action…”

(Note: The opinions expressed by Thong do not represent those of RSR.)

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