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Manny Pacquiao – Floyd Mayweather JR SHOCKER: Juan Manuel Marquez Says No Mas – BOXING NEWS

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. The Slobfather is trying to convince my friend, the LEGENDARY Juan Manuel Marquez to take a fifth fight with Manny Pacquiao because the wrong guy won the last time. YA HEARD! Well, Marquez is sick of splattering Manny’s face all over the floor and wants to move on but some groupie journalists that are hooked onto Manny’s jock want to see him avenge the defeat. These keyboard warriors really make me puke. Get off Manny’s knob and move on. YA HEARD!

Now, Floyd Mayweather, JR., is still seeking an opponent. Why not beat up Pacquiao? The boxing odds would certainly be in his favor. There’s a fight that can still be sold, even though Manny lost his last 2 fights. What matters now is the latest and greatest.

The most popular segment in the world is next people. The man that owns the #1 Manny Pacquiao fan site, MannyLand, has come forward and takes a huge shot in the mouth here with his thoughts about Pacquiao – Mayweather.

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THONG

Hello sluts. What up ho bags? I love these fat groupie American journalists that love our man, Manny Pacquiao. What, do you think he is going to spoon with you? LOL. He’s a gambler, cheater and liar, but he ain’t no back door man. Ja-ja…he-he. Now, he should fight Mayweather. Imagine the hits my site would get…especially with all of the articles I swipe for my site! LMAO! Sue me if you don’t like it! LOL!

Freddie Roach…get some style. Those tight running pants from Wal-Mart are embarrassing. Who wants to see your plump cheeks in those pants? It looks like a pillowcase full of door knobs. Ja-ja…he-he.

Peace out bitches.

(Note: Thong’s opinions do not reflect those of RSR)

Since I got six trillion emails this morning, I wanted to share this strange email from somebody with the handle: Website Hopper Neanderthal. Here is what he had to say:

“Freddie, oh Freddie…let’s make up and then make out. I’ll bring the (removed) and you bring your cute little manly (removed) YOU FOOL! I’m coming to Wild Card…please don’t turn me away this time. That made me mad, mad, mad last time! How can we be lovers if we can’t be friends? Thank you Michael Bolton. You’re playing our song, you liberal blowhard!”

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