“I believe it is possible for any man to be faithful.” — Kendra Lust
Let me tell you something brother. There’s been a lot of talk going on lately and I’m sick of the smack dude! John Cena’s ex-wife has been claiming that her man was fooling around with adult film star, Kendra Lust, while they were wearing those wedding bands, but I’m about to right this wrong brother.
Kendra Lust has been called a “MILF next door” and has been nominated for Xbiz Awards 2013 MILF of the Year, and she was just the woman that I needed to talk to if I was going to clear up this gossip man. So, I got on my Harley and drove down the west coast and my phone went ring-a-ding and it was my brother in the mask and he said: “If anyone can get to the bottom of the Cena-Lust situation, it’s you!” That’s all I needed to hear.
I put the word out that I wanted to speak with Kendra and when your name is “Masked Hernandez”, you usually get what you want and I must thank Lust for taking the time to speak with me man. What a lovely lady she is brother. I am always hanging with the WWE Divas and she is just as great as they are dude!
Here are the fighting words of adult film star, Kendra Lust…
MH: Let me tell you something brother. I have heard all the talk and now it’s time to drop masked madness on it. You have denied the John Cena affair rumor. Where did it start and why do you think it started?
Yes I have denied the affair. I have made a statement and also denied it on my twitter. I am not sure where it originated from! Some if my followers starting asking me if the rumors were true and after reading some of the posts and researching a little bit I discovered what they were talking about.
MH: I have wrestled around with all of the lovely ladies of wrestling and you can get excited sometime. Do you think that it’s possible for a wrestler to be faithful considering the physical nature of it?
Yes I do think it is possible! I believe it is possible for any man to be faithful.
MH: Let me tell you about the big man that I used to know and how he played the game brother. Andre the Giant, back in my day, used to shove his thumb up the ass of his opponent during the match. According to a wrestler that I know, the size of his thumb would trigger a sexual response in the ring. Is that cheating?
No that’s not cheating that’s just dirty wrestling!
MH: You are a fan of the world that I reside in…the world of professional wrestling. You got what it takes to be in the ring with the best of the best. Have you considered a career in pro wrestling?
I have always thought it would be cool to be one of the WWE Divas! However, I always thought it would be really fun to be the glamorous Elizabeth! She was beautiful and classy and missed by all of us wrestling fans!
MH: Who is your favorite wrestler and why?
I hate to keep beating a dead horse but it is John Cena! I really admire all that he does in and out of the ring. All of the charities that he participates in with children are so amazingly generous! Not to mention he is dangerously sexy!
MH: Do you find Luchadors sexy?
MH: Back in the day, there was a large goof that stole my act man. Hulk Hogan took my act and ran with it. Now, his dirty laundry is being aired. Are you disturbed by the Hulk Hogan sex video?
I actually have never seen it and I love Hulk Hogan! Hulk Hogan, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Randy Macho Man Savage will always be some of my favorite wrestlers from back in the day!
I wish I could say more but I don’t know much about it.
MH: What do you think of the WWE now?
I miss the WWF honestly but still love the WWE. There is more drama that the fans get to see as opposed to back in the day. All in all Monday and Fridays are my favorite nights of the week!
MH: What is your current favorite storyline?
I think it’s kind of cool how the Shield is trying to take over. I actually hope people join up with him.
MH: What are your thoughts about the wrestlers that die at a premature age? Do you think that the business creates these problems and do you see any of this in the adult movie industry?
I don’t know if it’s the industry really. I think it’s a combination of lifestyle, genetics, etc.
Bret “the Hitman” Hart, John Cena, Trish Stratus, Randy Orton and Batista.
MH: Do you want to give John Cena’s ex-wife a clothesline from hell for her comments?
(Laughs) I love that move…maybe a DDT?! Just kidding! No I’m a lover not a fighter! I just like to watch wrestling.
MH: Any final thoughts or comments?
I would love to actually meet John Cena in person to apologize for all this craziness but that may just stir up the pot again! Thanks for the interview and I will see everyone in April at Smack Down!!!!