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SHREK WEDDING SHOCKER: Shrek – Themed Wedding & Ogre Love

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. When I first heard that Shrek was getting married, I thought to myself: you’re telling me that short little plump chump that used to write for RSR is getting wed? But then I found out that it wasn’t a former writer. It was some assclown named “Paul Bellas” and his woman, Heidi Coxshall. Shall she play with his Cox? She shall. YA HEARD!

I have known so many assclown, noodle dick, keyboard warrior ogres in my life, but this isn’t your usual throwing tantrums, no talent, angry, short ogres that I’m used to seeing. This guy Bellas seemed happy and doesn’t mind a gal with a little meat on her bones. He is a man’s man! YA HEARD!

I wish this couple all the best.

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