First shocking photos of aliens abducting babies from the Bronx Zoo in my email box, and now, a LEGENDARY picture of the Bigfoot Matilda has been sent in from one Martin Imposter, who says he is part of the Erickson Project that has garnered a ton of press on the internet lately. Here is his full report with picture.
Martin Imposter here. As I was out walking to exercise my diabetic legs last night, I ran into my buddy Robert Brazilian who is lead assclown on the Erickson Project that involves that hot toddy Matilda a female Bigfoot. As he was parking his wife’s car, he said, “Yo Martin, (no not Martin Lawrence, but me) I have this LEGENDARY photo that the Erickson Project shot of Matilda. She is one hot tamala.”
I must admit, though I enjoy pictures of Kostya Tszyu and the boys from Menudo, I found Matilda stunning and may want to take her out to my favorite restaurant that takes my food stamps. Ja Ja He He
Well, folks, I brought you aliens, and now Matilda. “The Emperor’s” rating that this picture is legit is 98.2%, and if it’s a fake, I will tell you this, nice try fella, you at least cracked me up.
I have to go now and park my husband Herol’s car….