Nick Diaz TAX SHOCKER: UFC STAR Infuriates Dana White: UFC Breaking News

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. My friend, the LEGENDARY Nick Diaz, said some shocking things after his bout with Georges St. Pierre. He noted that he has never paid taxes. Well, good for him! YA HEARD! Where’s that money going anyway? Y’all got these welfare mommy noodle dick, bi-polar/on the system assclowns, lazy dick face contractors, IDIOT teachers, Twat Police Officers and keyboard warrior IRS FOOLS. Keep the money Nick. Don’t pay these meanies. YIKES!

Dana White has put Diaz on blast for his comments. Really? Really? Well, I’m the sort of man’s man that interviews the movers, shakers, cupcake bakers, and money makers and I can tell you that Nick is doing the right thing. YA HEARD! He’s the best fighter of all time. I’m entitled to my opinion.

Last week, I was at a fair and six hundred Victoria’s Secret models came up to me and said: “You’re the sexy Vinman” in unison. I proceeded to show them pictures of me and my LEGENDARY friends that I keep on my cell phone for just the occasion and it proves that Nick Diaz has fans everywhere. YA HEARD!

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