Justin Bieber BOOED, SPOILED, Selena Gomez & More: THE TRUE BELIEBER COMES FORWARD

By Georgie “Justin” Bieber

OMG! Firstly, this article is for Beliebers ONLY. If you are a HATER, go screw yourself and stop reading this right now! I’m here to right a wrong and settle the matter that has been on so many minds. Is Justin Bieber a spoiled brat? NO. He’s earned every single dime that he has made. YA HEARD! Yeah, that’s right. Ja-ja…he-he.

There are certain assclowns out there that have booed my Bieber and they think that I’m the sort of journalist that sits on my hands? Really? Really? I’ll punch you in the tits faster than you can say “here comes Georgie Bieber!” YA HEARD!

Then you have this freak show in Selena Gomez. She can’t make my Bieber happy. No way. He needs a freak. I can do the splits. If you see my stage show: “Georgie Bieber: Style Breeds Hate,” you’ll see my nuts bounce off the floor as I do the splits while sword swallowing….that’s only if the men in the front row are hot. LMAO. Ja-ja…he-he…YA HEARD!

I wrote this song that Justin Bieber will be producing. I wanted to share the lyrics with my trillions of fans that email me hourly…

ENDLESS TOOTHLESS LOVE
By Georgie “Justin” Bieber
Performed by Justin Bieber (eventually)

Love, oh endless toothless love.
I ain’t got no teeth, but I got love.
Endless, toothless love.
The sort of love that bangs you from the back.
The sort of love that splits you like firewood.
The sort of love that keeps the stomach pumps pumping.
Oh, endless, toothless love.

I lost my teeth to love.
I lost my teeth to Charleston chews.
I lost my job to love.
Nevermind…I never worked a day in my life.