By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. These keyboard warriors are keeping it going…constantly putting my friend, the LEGENDARY Jackie Chan of the LEGENDARY movie THE SPY NEXT DOOR on blast with this death hoax nonsense. He is NOT dead. I just spoke to the man. He said that “those assclowns that put me on blast need to have the dogs released on them, Vinman. Please release the dogs on those twat, keyboard warriors!” Will do Jackie. YA HEARD!
I’m sick of rumors starting! Imagine if Chan’s family saw those headlines that he died. They’d be devastated! I am more than willing to work with authorities and trace the IPs (which I’m very good at) of these assclown noodle dicks that are blowing up the net with these lies! I’m doing damage control. I’m righting a wrong.
So, I can confirm for all you fans and haters that Chan is alive and well. YA HEARD!