Yo, check this out. I was really interested in this Wallenda guy walking across the Grand Canyon, but then I realized it was the same assclown, noodle dick, twat that kept saying “thank you Jesus” as he walked across the tight rope the last time. I wish there was a God so he could send a big gust of air and knock that pecker off the tight rope. Earth to Nik Wallenda…do some research…your “God” is a fraud, just like you! YA HEARD!
This FOOL kept saying that he was walking the tight rope across the Grand Canyon, but it was actually across a gorge near the Grand Canyon. Really? Really? Nice try fella, but we’re onto you and I am releasing the dogs on you. I am adding this assclown to the official ASSCLOWN HALL OF SHAME. You are a fraud and a loser and you don’t get a pass on this one.
Back in the day, my LEGENDARY friend, Evel Knievel never lied. He said he was going to do something, he did it. YA HEARD! He’s spinning in his grave right now as this noodle dick lied to the people and walked across a 2-inch tight rope. I bet that’s not the only thing that’s two inches Nik. YA HEARD! Why don’t you ask Jesus for bigger junk! You’re not a man’s man.
I checked my email this morning and got hit with six billion and four emails, but one stood out. Some poor soul bought a ticket to this event was terribly disappointed. Arizona Daredevil, Antonio Martin, has jumped over fences and has done much more in his daredevil career, but he was vastly disappointed by his hero, Nik Wallenda and wanted this opportunity to say his piece.
“I had some money left over in my welfare check and bought a ticket to this event to see my hero, Nik Wallenda, walk across the Grand Canyon, but he lied! I wanted to be the first man to jump over a busload of children, but I couldn’t make it high enough with the bike to obey that 100 feet restraining order. Children say the damndest thinks. Ja-ja…he-he…te-he-he. Now, I want my money back. I went there with a date…JK. I went there alone and took the bus! Sure, I got a bus pass from the state, but it still took time away from my busy day of watching TV, going to the Goodwill, rubbing random feet of strangers, and NOT looking for a job. I have diabetic legs and I know how to use them. I never beg… Welfare is alright! Thanks ZZ Top!”