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Jodi Arias Trial Update: INJUSTICE RAILROADED MY GIRL – RELEASE JODI ARIAS! – Bob Dylan New Song?

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. Firstly, they try to take away my girl, Casey Anthony, and now they are locking up Jodi Arias, that hot number that acted in self defense against that monster. A man’s man doesn’t ever raise his fist or voice to a woman. A man’s man knows how to splash on Drakkar, drive a Corvette, pick up girls at a bar and treat a woman. YA HEARD!

Now, y’all know that the trial was a sham with a lying assclown detective, a noodle dick medical examiner, and plenty of evidence that would have proven her innocence via self defense had it been put out there. But they wanted her locked up. Really? Really? Nice try fella.

I spoke to my LEGENDARY friend, Bob Dylan, and he agrees that this is a joke and came out with a new song to help the cause.

JODI ARIAS
Written & Performed by Bob Dylan
(Note: song may not have been written or performed by Bob Dylan)

Pistols shots ring out in the night
Enter Jodi Arias from the upper hall
She sees her man in a pool of blood
Cries out “My God I killed them all”
Here comes the story of Jodi Arias
The woman the authorities came to blame
For something that she done in self defense
Put her in a prison cell but one time she could-a been
The champion of the world.

One body lying there does Jodi see
And another man in a ski mask moving around mysteriously
She made that character up and throws up her hands
“I was only stabbing the boyfriend, I hope you understand
I saw them leaving” she says and he stops
“One of us had better call up the cops”
And so Jodi calls the cops
And they arrive on the scene with their red lights flashing
In the hot night.

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