OMG! There is so much “blah blah blah” going on right now concerning my friend, the LEGENDARY Jeopardy host, Alex Trebek. He was put on blast for not giving credit to a 12-year-old contestant, Thomas Hurley III, when he spelled “emancipation” wrong and now his daddy is up in arms. Really? Really? Nice try fella, but you gotta spell it right. Don’t you know that or are you that stupid you idiot? Ja-ja…he-he…LMAO…Dang…YA HEARD!
So, I picked up my phone and called the LEGENDARY Trebek to get his thoughts on his situation. He immediately told me that Jeopardy is as much my show as it is his and I was humbled by that. Now, here is the exclusive Alex Trebek interview …
Thomas Hurley, III, is a snot-nosed punk and that’s my final answer! I’m so sick of these idiots that come onto my show and think that I’m going to give them a free ride? The kids today are punks and I have no time for them. I’ll take “GROW UP IDIOT” for $400.
GJB: What do you think of his dad putting you on blast like that?
Well, I want to slap that bitch around. That’s what I want to do. He called me “smug” to several news outlets and thinks that I’m not going to hear about it? Well, don’t be surprised if I come face to face with this guy. I’m not the sort of game show host that sits on his hands either.
GJB: Have you had any other problems regarding the show in the past?
Yeah, Ken Jennings was a pest…nerd…geek. I was sick of him after ten minutes and the asshole kept winning until we fixed that, but keep it under your hat.
GJB: If you were trapped on a deserted island and that island had electricity somehow and you had a CD player and no batteries and you only had one CD to bring to that island, what would it be?
I guess it would be a recording of me fucking your mother.
(NOTE: At this point, I ended the interview. Trebek is NO LONGER my LEGENDARY friend. He was mean and I don’t like him anymore.)
(Note: comments above may not be those of Alex Trebek)