By Vinnie Franklin
Yo, check this out. I just found out that my friend, the LEGENDARY, Vin Diesel, has been put on blast by these assclown, noodle dick, keyboard warrior twats. They said that he died. Really? Really? My God, imagine if his family saw those headlines! They’d be devastated! YA HEARD! Well, unlike other journalists, I’ve done my research and spoke to the man! He’s alive and well and had the following to say: “Vinman, these assclowns are going to see some Fast and Furious action as I shove my Iron Giant up their ass. Please release the dogs on them! My god, imagine if my family saw those headlines! They’d be devastated!” Well, don’t worry Vin. I got this one.
I am now tracing the IPs of those that started this vicious rumor (and I’m very good at it, by the way). I’m not one of those journalists that sits on their hands either! I’m not calling off these dogs! YA HEARD!
(Note: Comments above may not be those of Vin Diesel)