Xbox One Vs Playstation 4 BREAKING VIDEO GAME NEWS: VIDEO GAME WAR – WHO WINS?

By Joystick Georgie

OMG! The day is coming soon. My job at Target is already getting prepped for the amount of eager gamers out there, ready to put down their money to buy one of these dang systems for their homes. I still have my Nintendo 64, but it may be time to move up, but what should I do? I mean, I like the feel of a joystick in my hand and I bob it up and down until I get to the climax of the game, and they don’t have joysticks with the Xbox One or Playstation 4. Really? Really? Nice try fellas.

I am going to probably get the PS4 because they aren’t snooping on us like those FOOLS at Microsoft. Microsoft could never make me hard with their snoopy-doopy crap. Then, y’all remember how they were forcing us to get an internet connection, right? How the hell am I going to do that at the library? They suck! They kicked me out twice for looking at artistic pictures on gulp.com.

So, PS4 it is. I get a 10% discount at Target, but when they’re not looking, I’m getting a 100% discount. Ja-ja…he-he…YA HEARD!

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