Yo, check this out. These keyboard warriors are at it again! They just said that my friend, the LEGENDARY Golden Girl, Betty White, has died. Really? Really? Nice try fellas, but she’s alive and well and I won’t allow you to throw this cat under the bus and release the dogs on her. YA HEARD!
Unlike other journalists, I did my research and spoke to my girl and she said: “Vinman, thank you for being a friend. We’ve traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true. You’re a pal and a confidant, and if you threw a party and invited every keyboard warrior you knew. You would see the biggest kick in the balls would be from me and the person that said I died would be puking his lunch. So please, Vinman, put this assclown on blast!” Will do Betty. I got this one.
Now, be warned. I’m not the sort of journalist that sits on my hands. I will trace the IPs (Which I’m very good at, by the way) and track down these keyboard warriors and personally put them on blast. My god, imagine if Betty’s family saw those headlines?! They’d be devastated! So, be warned. The Vinman is righting this wrong!
(Note: comments above may not be those of Vinman’s LEGENDARY friend, Betty White)