Yo, check this shit out. My friend, the LEGENDARY Jet Li, was just put on blast by these keyboard warriors and they said that he died. Really? Really? Well, I just spoke to the man and he said the following: “Vinman, these assclown twat keyboard warriors need to be put on blast. I’m not dead and neither is the wood in my pants and I’ll use it to split them in two if they keep up this asshat bullshit! Please release the dogs on them!” I got this one Jet. My God, imagine if Jet’s family saw those headlines that he died! They’d be devastated! This ain’t no game you chumps. YA HEARD!
I’m tracing the IPs, which I’m very good at, by the way, and I will track down these LOSERS and put them on blast personally. They may never admit this, but I’m bigger than they will ever be and they will discover that I’m not the sort of writer that sits on his hands. YA HEARD!
(Comments above may not be those of Jet Li)