KNOCKOUT GAME in New Jersey – Thugs Punching the Innocent: THE KNOCKOUT CAPER

By Sgt. Myles Willington

Ladies and gentlemen, the article you are about to read is true. The names have not been changed because there is no innocent criminal. This is the website, Ringside Report. I work here, I carry a badge. My name is Sgt. Myles Willington, I’m a cop.

The state is New Jersey and the crime is something called “the knockout game” where these punk thugs strike innocent people just to get them on the ground. Well, you see what happens when that freaking Obamacare is launched? Yeah, thanks Obama! Good job! Keep bending us over for Monsanto and pushing that aspartame you loser. Oh, and to the drug dealer that’s fucking my ex-wife…I know who you are and expect to have an accident really soon. I know you’re talking shit about me little man and I don’t take that from anyone! Do you hear me!

Some of these punks are as young as 15 and when they are caught, there is a debate as to what the punishment should be. I have it all figured out. You take that punk ass bitch and send him to prison for life and start him with the perverts with the biggest dicks in the joint that have the worst STDs. No mercy! NO MERCY!!!

The public must be alert. If you see a teen approaching you, start swinging…especially if they are carrying religious pamphlets. The worst case scenario is that you drop a Jehovah’s Witness…they have it coming anyway. Left Behind? You were just left on your behind you idiot. God? Sure…and monkeys fly out of my cock hole. What a load of bullshit fairy tale that stuff is.

So, be alert and swing away and if you need me, scream: “Myles! I need you.” If I’m not getting some action from a hooker, I’ll come save your ass.