Yo, check this out. I was at fair this weekend and I was approached by ten dozen Victoria’s Secret models and they all said, in unison: “You’re the Vinman! We love your hair, your Drakkar, your smile, your sexiness. We want to have your baby!” After showing them pictures of my LEGENDARY friends on my cell phone, I stopped and thought about it and realized that I have fans everywhere. I was humbled by that. Then one of the babes said: “Is it true that your LEGENDARY friend, Bill Murray died?” I could not believe my ears. Imagine if his family was in earshot of that. They’d be devastated!
I got on the phone and spoke to my LEGENDARY friend, Bill Murray, and he gave the following statement: “Assclowns and noodle dick twat keyboard warriors out there that keep putting me on blast and saying that I died. I have a message for you. Who you gonna call? Ball busters! I ain’t afraid to kick you in the fucking balls and I am going to kick you in the crotch until your balls fly out of your ass and your projectile balls hit your fat grandmother right in her wrinkled, cocksucker, nut sack face. YA HEARD!” Well said, Bill.
Now, I am doing damage control here. I’m going to right this wrong. My God, imagine if his family saw the headlines and were in earshot of the model’s comments? They’d be double devastated!
(Note: Comments may not be those of Bill Murray)
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