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Adrien Broner SPEAKS, Marcos Maidana SMELLING SALTS, Manny Pacquiao, Floyd Mayweather JR & More – Boxing News

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. I just got back from Texas, where I partied with my LEGENDARY friend, Marcos Maidana, all weekend. I told y’all that he was going to put Adrien Broner on blast and he did just what I said. Let that be a lesson. The Vinman is never wrong. YA HEARD!

I want to get the controversy out of the way here. After the 11th round, Alex Ariza, the man that made Manny Pacquiao and lined the pockets of that joke, Freddie Roach, is accused of giving Maidana smelling salt. Really? Really? Nice try fella. Ariza deserves a pass on this one. Last year, he saved my friend’s life from a terrible butt plug accident. Besides, that FOOL Broner hit him after the bell and he didn’t get any time to recover. I don’t care if Ariza gave the guy, Maidana, cocaine. Hell pass that coke and give me some molly too while you’re at it. YA HEARD!

This cat, Maidana, has been thrown under the bus, but he is now looking for a match up with Floyd Mayweather, JR., but the owner of the exploitive, non-endorsed, Manny Pacquiao fan site “MannyLand”, Thong, has a different plan. He placed 15, G’s on Broner to win and he is steaming mad…

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THONG with Thong (owner of MannyLand)

Hey bitches and sluts. What up? Well, I just lost 15 g’s on a sure bet with that Adrien Broner. I spoke to his fat slob father and he told me that his son had it in the bag. What bag? The bag from Burger King that you stuff your 10 Whoppers in you fat fuck? Why didn’t you comb Adrien’s hair after the fight? Did you eat the brush? Half of my country is starving and this fat slob eats more than 10 people do. I say we cut him up and have a pig roast.

I am DEMANDING that Broner pays me directly back the 15 g’s that I lost. Maidana should have not won that fight! Now he wants to fight Floyd or Manny Pacquiao. Please leave Pacquiao alone. He’s had his marbles shaken enough. Damn, I needed that money too. Those goons that are funding my new site BukkakeLand, are not going to be too pleased that I took their money and put it on Broner to get a boner. They are mobsters…jeez. You know what they do, right? They break your legs and sodomize you hard and then put lipstick on you and make you do things with your mouth. If you care about me, please click the link below.

If you love Thong, click here.

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