By The Emperor
I am the Emperor and I am striking back…My LEGENDARY friend, Rihanna is the latest to have these Goya induced farts, asshat, noodledick who wouldn’t know a dead person if it harpooned them in their fat asses who said she was DEAD. Really? Really? Nice try fellas, but she is alive and well and she is not happy about what you’re saying. Who dat!
I just spoke to my BFF Rihanna and she said, “Emperor, I am sick and tired of these overseas clowns saying I died. Do you see my booty? Does it look dead to you buddy? Please do your striking at these asshats!” Well said RiRi!
Now, I know that some of you FOOLS think this is just good fun, but imagine if her family saw those headlines? They’d be devastated! I have agreed to trace the IPs (which I’m very good at) and will be giving that info to Rihanna so she can put an end to this nonsense once and for all.
(Note: comments above may not be those of Rihanna)