OMG! My former friend, the NOT so LEGENDARY, Justin Bieber, is being a prick again. He went into a Starbucks without a shirt on demanded a coffee but when they told him that he needed a shirt, he said that he would have his bodyguards kick their ass if he didn’t get served. Really? Really? Well, he got served alright by my LEGENDARY friend and LA Clipper, Blake Griffin.
As Bieber was running off at the mouth, Griffin went up to talk to him and he wouldn’t stop. I can relate. When he called me a “toothless turd,” I asked him to stop but he wouldn’t. I wanted to rub my balls on his face. Thankfully, Griffin had enough and put that assclown on blast and released the dogs on him via bitch-slap. Good job. Works for me. YA HEARD!
Now, Justin, do you see what happens when you put Georgie in the corner? Karma’s a bitch and that bitch is in heat! YA HEARD! I spoke to Starbucks employee, Sam “The Slam” Santiago and he said: “I saw the whole thing. I was on my knees in the men’s room and peeked out to see it going down. I missed the last thirty seconds when I had shit shot in my face.” Well said Sam.