I am the Emperor and I am striking back… My LEGENDARY friend, Will Smith is the latest celebrity dealing with fake death hoaxes AGAIN! It’s the same asshat, noodledick, Goya supplementary eating induced farts, cantankerous heredity fructose intolerance losers who wouldn’t know a dead person if it harpooned them in their fat asses who said he was DEAD. Really? Really? Nice try fellas, but he is alive and well and he is not happy about what you’re saying. Who Dat to the 3rd Power!!
For the record, I just had my five year physical to include, the “Magic Finger” and I am fit as a fiddle. So what does that mean you assclowns doing these death hoaxes? I am going to be around a long time to right these wrongs and continue to be on the Righting A Wrong Team (RAW) here at RSR with my esteemed colleagues.
I just spoke to my BFF, Will who said, “What is that the fourth time in the last three days? I am going to don my MIB suit and erase their memories for pulling this shit again. Do what you do Emperor and release the dogs on them and strike back!” Well said Will, I got this.
Now, I know that some of you FOOLS think this is just good fun, but imagine if his family saw those headlines? They’d be devastated! I have agreed to trace the IPs (which I’m very good at) and will be giving that info to Will, so he can put an end to this nonsense once and for all.
(comments above may not be those of Will Smith)