CM Punk WWE RETURN – RAW NO SHOW – Wrestlemania 30 Update & WWE News

By Masked Hernandez

Let me tell you something brother. The masked maniacs at the AllState Arena in Rosemont, Illinois, made it clear man. They were waiting for CM Punk to come out and raise some hell brother and he didn’t show. This is like being dressed for the prom brother. You have your suit, your tie, and you’re holding that flower man, and she never shows dude. That’s what I’m talking about brother.

CM Punk is not slated for a Wrestlemania match, but it looks like they may unveil him there man. Anything that can spice up the Batista-Randy Orton match will help.

The WWE is hurting for star power. Their biggest fans are the insomniacs right now man, and they need to turn that around. CM Punk is one of the guys that can do it brother and when he returns, the roof of the arena is going to hit the sun and explode the entire universe brother and then, and only then, will the masked maniacs sit in the rubble and watch as the man with the pipe bombs take his rightful place in history dude.

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