By Georgie “Justin” Bieber
“I’m going to call Judge Judy, Judge Mathis and every other judge and we are going to take this dude down for sending me to pump the rump prison!” – Judge Joe Brown
OMG! I am steaming mad! My LEGENDARY friend, Judge Joe Brown, was just put on blast in Memphis, Tennessee and charged with five counts of contempt of court. Really? Really? Nice try fellas. You may never admit this, but Judge Joe Brown is better judge than you will ever be and you can take your little trash state of Tennessee and shove it up your pooper and call it super duper. YA HEARD!
Brown, 66 years young, was trying to help a woman that had been brought in on a child support case, but Judge Harold Horne released the dogs on him and wasn’t the sort of judge the sits on his hands either. Blah blah blah Mr. Horne, or should I say Mr. Horny? Ja-ja…he-he…dang…who dat…YA HEARD!
Unlike other journalists, I’ve done my research and extended and olive tree branch to Judge Joe Brown and got this exclusive interview. Remember where you heard it first!
I find them guilty of being mother fuckers! All of them. They lock me up with this guy that has all these tattoos, and he wants me to hold his belt loop and rub red M&Ms on my lips to make it look like I have lipstick. Help!
GJB: Because you are so LEGENDARY, you must have a lot of haters. Talk about that.
Oh yes, plenty of haters. They don’t bother me though. I laugh when they hate on me.
GJB: Harold Horne, the judge that sent you away, seems like he’s jealous of your success. Talk about that.
Success breeds hate Georgie. I am a well known Judge. I am going to destroy him in the court world. You can bet on that. I’m going to call Judge Judy, Judge Mathis and every other judge and we are going to take this dude down for sending me to pump the rump prison! You can bet on that!
GJB: If you were on a deserted island, had only one CD, a CD Player, an electrical outlet and/or batteries to operate it, what would it be?
Well, I guess I’d choose something by that fat shit Meatloaf.
GJB: And the saying you live your life by?
Meatloaf is a fat shit. (Laughs uncontrollably by for six hours). Nah, I’m just kidding. I’m protecting womanhood and promoting manhood. That’s my saying. I’m protecting womanhood and promoting manhood and THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU for allowing me this time to speak.
(Note: Comments above may NOT be those of Judge Joe Brown)