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Legalize Prostitution Now!

By John Q. Public

(RSR Disclaimer: John Q. Public is presented to you unedited and his views do not represent the views of RSR.)

Have you ever been to Las Vegas, Nevada?

Well, a few of my Nam buddies and I get together once a year there and hit the Casinos and the Bunny Ranch for some good old fashioned fornication with no commitments. Are we hurting anyone by doing this? Hell no, and we leave without any commitments, STD’s or other associated luggage. The girls are clean and well paid for their service to America.

For many years, states have been kicking around the notion of legalizing the oldest profession in the book. It’s been around since the beginning of time and will continue to flourish.

It’s no secret to Politicians that the tax revenue would be huge if it was legal. So huge that the deficit from many statistics done said that in less than 10 years, the United States deficit could be paid off. But let’s take a closer look at things legal prostitution would do. For one, ladies of the night or in brothels would carry medical cards where they were tested regularly for AIDS and STD’s. These cards would also be loaded into a database that could not be tampered with.

What does this do?

Stop the flow of diseases in one of the easiest ways to do it.

Now for the sick perverts out there who cannot get laid or like to do crazy sorts of sexual things, let them have it with a lady of the evening who can make them role play whatever they want. This cuts down on rapes, and lots of other sexually related crimes that men seem to involve themselves in. When you take away Blue Ball Syndrome, a man can think a helluva of a lot better. Now with brothels, you take the women off the streets and they are no longer treated like shit by Pimps or Drug Dealers who turn them out to trick. These brothels would be a registered business where the women are medically tested as mentioned earlier, paid well and also, pay taxes. Brothels would be designed to look like any place of business, but on the inside, sexual fantasies come true. The tax revenue from these brothels throughout all 50 states in ten years or less, will pay the entire US deficit off.

But wait, the Right Wing says this is degrading to women, it’s a sin and so on… Well, first of all, a woman has a right to choice what she wants to do with her body and if these so called right wing Bible thumpers want to scream, then they don’t have to visit a brothel and can go about their daily business. Many of those that have come out against it have been Catholic priests and we have seen what they’ve been doing behind closed doors…

However, you can take this to the bank that most of them that screamed the loudest, would be the best paying return customers to the local brothel and their taxes would get the deficit down just as would the plumber, electrician or painter.

Can anyone say former Governor Elliot Spitzer?

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