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Singer, Songwriter & Boxing Fan Lenny Williams Joins the NewzBreaker Podcast – Breaking NEWS

March 12th, 2013

Bad Brad

Hosted by “Bad” Brad Berkwitt

“Lenny has a beautiful smooth sound that tickles the ear. I can see why the lovers LOVE him.”—Cynda Williams, Actress, Singer (Harlem Blues) and Playwright

Singer, Songwriter and Actor, a “triple threat”, as they call it in the industry describes the incomparable, Lenny Williams, whose smash hit song, “CAUSE I LOVE YOU”, still holds up some 35 years since he first recorded it. Lenny talks about his hit song, music and acting career on the NewzBreaker Podcast. Oh yeah, did I mention, Lenny LOVES Boxing?

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Hank Aaron DEAD: DEATH of Atlanta Braves LEGENDARY Baseball Player SHOCKS Sports World

March 12th, 2013

Geno

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. I just found out that somebody put my friend, the LEGENDARY Hank Aaron, on blast and said that he died. Really? Really? Nice try fellas. He is alive and well and he had the following to say when I called him: “Vinman, I’m about ready to slap around these assclown noodle dick twats that put me on blast. Please release the dogs on them and let them know that if they play with my bat, I’ll show them my balls!” Will do Hank.

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STARCRAFT II: HEART OF THE SWARM – DLC, Expansion Pack & More: VIDEO GAME NEWS

March 12th, 2013

Geno

Hail to the Queen of Blades! Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. today set off a global zerg invasion with the launch ofStarCraft^® II: Heart of the Swarm^™, the next chapter in the epic saga ofStarCraft^® II. Kerrigan has arrived, and with the help of her brood, she aims to take down Arcturus Mengsk once and for all.

Players can now purchase Heart of the Swarm in retail stores throughout the U.S., Canada, Europe, Russia, South Korea, Australia, New Zealand, Southeast Asia, Mexico, Chile, Brazil, Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Macau, as well as digitally via the game’s official website (www.StarCraft2.com). Release plans for mainland China will be announced at a later date.

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Tom Clancy’s™ Splinter Cell Blacklist Collectors Edition – VIDEO GAME NEWS & MAJOR UPDATE

March 12th, 2013

Geno

Today, Ubisoft^® announced details of the Tom Clancy’s™ Splinter Cell^® Blacklist Collectors Editions, available exclusively in EMEA territories for the Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, PlayStation®3 computer entertainment system from Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. and Windows PC.

The 5^th Freedom Edition (E xclusive to Game in the UK and Gamestop in Ireland):

This prestigious edition includes-

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Crash Time 5: Undercover – VIDEO GAME NEWS & UPDATE

March 12th, 2013

Geno

The Crash Time franchise is a “Driver meets Burnout” style racer, focused on huge crashes and smashes. The success of Crash Time 4: The Syndicate has resulted in huge demand for a fifth installment and the developer Synetic has taken it to the next level with the latest installment, “Crash Time 5: Undercover©”.

Crash Time 5: Undercover© introduces the ‘Crash Cam’ to the series – giving you an instant replay of your most outlandish smashes. With over 50 high octane missions spanning huge and varied open world environments, Crash Time 5: Undercover© delivers an explosive storyline to provide a blockbuster movie experience!

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Dead Space 3 Awakened – VIDEO GAME NEWS: Expansion Pack, DLC & More

March 12th, 2013

Geno

Visceral Games™, an Electronic Arts Inc. (NASDAQ: EA) studio, announced today that the world of Dead Space™continues to evolve as hero Isaac Clark faces horrific demons that live in deep space – and in his own mind. Available starting today, Dead Space 3 Awakened is a digital expansion pack for Dead Space 3 playable in single player and co-op. In Dead Space 3 Awakened, Isaac and John Carver face a daunting new journey – get off of Tau Volantis, repair the Terra Nova, and get back to Earth. This next chapter brings the intensity of the horror to new psychological heights. Since its launch last month, Dead Space 3 has been heralded by critics worldwide for its incredible craftsmanship in action, suspense, co-op and sound design with Game Informer magazine calling it, “…one of the best games of this generation.”

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NINJA GAIDEN 3: RAZOR’S EDGE – Video Game Major News & Update: Demo, DLC & More

March 12th, 2013

Geno

Team NINJA and TECMO KOEI Europe today announced that the free demo forNINJA GAIDEN 3: RAZOR’S EDGE, the latest chapter in the famed action series arriving in April 5^th for PlayStation®3 and Xbox 360^®, is now live and available for download. The robust demo is available on the PlayStation®Store and Xbox LIVE® Marketplace for Xbox 360 and features separate stages starring Ryu Hayabusa, the game’s iconic ultimate ninja, and the female warrior Ayane.

Team NINJA’s demo allows players to sample the game’s fast, hard-hitting action combat while also creating a save file that can be transferred to the full version of NINJA GAIDEN 3: RAZOR’S EDGE. All Karma and Ninja Skills acquired in the demo can be brought over to the retail game, ensuring that demo play time is put to productive use.

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Vinnie Franklin SHOCKER: Joins Forces with NewzBreaker

March 11th, 2013

Geno

Press Release

The man known as the “VinMan”, Vinnie Franklin, has just joined forces with NewzBreaker, bringing entertainment news and what it takes to be a man’s man. He is a mover, shaker, record breaker, and life saver. He rights every wrong, helps various charities and has perfect hair. YA HEARD!

We here at NewzBreaker welcome VinMan.

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UFO News: Research, Government Cover-Up, Abduction, Aliens, Smear Campaign & More

March 11th, 2013

Geno

By Stan Hernandez

Recently, there have been several publications that have attempted to smear my name and the names of those that have been interviewed, particularly Buck Stabler, an abduction victim that would die under mysterious circumstances. I can take the hits. I have broad shoulders, but to state something negative about Stabler was beyond hurtful. Here is a segment from Eric Mitchell, a “writer” at a so-called blog called ‘UFO Truth & Investigation.’

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Walmart: I GOT MY JOB BACK! – EMPLOYMENT NEWS

March 11th, 2013

Emperor

By Georgie Girl – Santiago

OMG! Well, it’s official. They fired some fat dope in loss prevention for zooming in on the privates of the female and some male shoppers and now I am in loss prevention! YA HEARD! Now, where have I been you ask? Well, I’ve been on the road with my award-winning play: LADY GUM GUM: STYLE BREEDS HATE.

All of these assclowns that I have seen lately have pissed me off here on NewzBreaker. Yeah, what is this a wank-a-thon? YA HEARD! I’m back jack and I ain’t no porn star and I ain’t got no teeth! Ja-ja…he-he.

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Justin Bieber SHOCKS SHOPPERS: Goodwill Sighting – MAJOR BREAKING NEWS

March 11th, 2013

Emperor

By Anthony Santiago

OMG – OMG – OMG alert to the straights and queens out there looking clean, and hat tilted to the “gangster lean”. Today, I was at my local Goodwill here in the Bronx. And guess who I saw queens and straights?

A. A fat short noodle dick named Steve
B. A hot NYC Finest Cop with a large night stick I think poking out of his pants
C. Justin Bieber shopping

If you picked B, I wouldn’t blame you, but it was C. Yes, C I saw Justin Bieber…. Ja Ja He He

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From Ambam to Abe Jenky III: Gorilla’s Discuss GUN CONTROL – Breaking News

March 11th, 2013

Emperor

By Abe Jenky III

(NewzBreaker Note: Abe Jenky, III is a gorilla that lives at the San Diego Zoo. Fluent in sign language, he has been part of a program that has allowed him to write articles through a sophisticated program, creating “A Gorilla’s Thoughts.” We at NewzBreaker believe that we are the first publication to run articles by a gorilla and we hope that you are patient with him and enjoy his take on humanity. This is truly a step forward for technology and animal –human relations. A special thanks to Margaret at the San Diego Zoo for arranging this.)

Hello humans, Abe Jenky, III here. I am sorry for my absence from the writing gig, but have you ever had constipation brought on by bananas? I suffered for almost a year, but thanks to my zookeeper Zack, I was able to trade him my bananas for his tuna fish sandwiches. Sure, bad breathe, but so easy on a gorilla’s colon.. LMAO Lol

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UFO Crash Stuns Florida Residents: Eyewitness COMES Forward – BREAKING NEWS

March 11th, 2013

Emperor

By The Emperor

David Bowie move over, this is Major Empy and I have Ground Control…. Ha ha ha Today, in a new email account created by my husband Herol, for just my UFO emails from my devoted subjects was slammed with nine million and eight emails from people around the world dying for me to share their alien photos and stories. Today’s SHOCKING alien photo comes from a UFO crash in Hollywood, Florida that has been sent in by one Antoine Sanderson, 41, and still living on his mom’s couch. WTF?

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George Michael DEAD: DEATH of Singer SHOCKS WORLD – Internet Death Hoax EXPOSED – WHAM BAM Thank you MA’AM

March 11th, 2013

Geno

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. I just found out that somebody put my friend, the LEGENDARY George Michael, on blast and said that he died. Really? Really? Nice try fellas. He is alive and well and he had the following to say when I called him: “Vinman, I’m about ready to slap around these assclown noodle dick twats that put me on blast. Please release the dogs on them and let them know that if they whisper about me, they better not be careless!” Will do George.

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Floyd Mayweather JR – Robert Guerrero: BOXING NEWS & MAJOR UPDATE – Showtime, Mayday, Undercard & More

March 11th, 2013

Geno

Boxing’s mega-star, undefeated, Eight-Time, Five-Division and current WBC Welterweight World Champion Floyd “Money” Mayweather will return to the ring on Saturday, May 4 to defend his title against Six-Time and Four-Division World Champion Robert “The Ghost” Guerrero in “MAYDAY: MAYWEATHER VS. GUERRERO” in a Cinco de Mayo boxing weekend blockbuster. The championship showdown will take place at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nev. live on SHOWTIME PPV®.

Sharing the card, on what will be boxing’s biggest night of 2013, will be an explosive match-up featuring WBC Featherweight World Champion Daniel Ponce de Leon making his first title defense against Two-Division World Champion Abner Mares.

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Barbie Man MAJOR UPDATE: “My Barbie is Bigger Than His!” – Shocking Arizona Bologna Puts Stanley Colorite & Barbie Collection on Blast – UPDATE

March 11th, 2013

Geno

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. Yesterday, I wrote an article about this noodle dick, Stanley, a grown man that collects Barbie dolls. A man’s man does not collect dolls. A man’s man knows how to cook spaghetti, splash on Drakkar and approach women at bars. This FOOL got a lot of publicity for his collection of 2000 Barbie dolls. Really? Really? Unlike other journalists, I’ve done my research and found the Barbie Dude/Arizona Bologna, a man claiming to have a bigger collection as well as other bigger things.

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Undertaker, CM Punk, Rock, John Cena, WRESTLEMANIA NEWS & RAW PREVIEW – WWE News

March 11th, 2013

Geno

By Masked Hernandez

Let me tell you something brother. I will be in Indianapolis, Indiana tonight to watch my brothers in the ring tear down the house man. I just got a call from my brother in the mask and he has told me that this RAW will be an amazing show brother.

The Dead Man is going to be there tonight. Yes, that’s right brother. The Undertaker will be delivering some choke-slams on some unlucky souls. Brock Lesnar and Triple H will be facing off and will be facing off at Wrestlemania for sure man. That makes a ‘big three’ so far for main events.

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Boxing News: Marvin Quintero vs. Ammeth Diaz April 5th on ESPN Friday Night Fights

March 11th, 2013

Geno

Gary Shaw Productions is excited to present lightweight contender Marvin Quintero (25-4, 21KOs) as he steps into the ring withAmmeth Diaz (31-11, 22KOs) in an IBF lightweight title elimination bout scheduled for 12 rounds on Friday, April 5th in the main event of ESPN Friday Night Fights. The fight will take place at the Chumash Casino in Santa Ynez, California.

The two lightweights have been on a collision course with each other and both have been in the ring with some of the division’s best. Now, they will get the chance to meet and further separate the gap from one another.

Quintero is excited about getting the chance to get back to where he was and he says he will not squander his good fortune.

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Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2 – VIDEO GAME NEWS, TRAILER & MAJOR UPDATE

March 11th, 2013

Geno

To celebrate next week’s worldwide release, CI Games, a fast-growing international publisher and developer of interactive entertainment, has released the official launch trailer for their upcoming modern military sniper experience game, Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2. The new trailer gives viewers a closer look at what to expect from the game including some of the various mission types and real world locations, and the numerous ways players will be able to take down enemy targets using tactical sniper mechanics.

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Nintendo Wii U, 3DS, 3DS XL – Downloadable Content – VIDEO GAME NEWS

March 11th, 2013

Geno

Nintendo eShop on Wii U or Nintendo 3DS/Nintendo 3DS XL offers a variety of free and paid for software, as well as videos, user reviews and more information about Wii U and Nintendo 3DS software. On Wii U, users can download free game demos and Wii U Download Software or watch videos. On Nintendo 3DS/Nintendo 3DS XL users can download free game demos, Nintendo 3DS Download Software, classic games for Virtual Console, Downloadable Videos and Nintendo DSiWare. Download versions of selected Wii U Disc software or Nintendo 3DS Card software are also now available. Funds to purchase software can be added using a credit card or through Nintendo eShop cards which can be found at retail stores.

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Justin Bieber, Coldplay, Nicki Minaj and “The Lads With No Nads”: SULTRY PHOTO SURFACES – Breaking Music News

March 10th, 2013

Emperor

By The Emperor

Hello from Abbey Road my loyal subjects. What do Justin Bieber, Coldplay, Nicki Minaj and “The Lads With No Nads” have in common? We are all LEGENDARY. Ha Ha ha This past weekend was amazing when we recorded a new track called, “TEETH AND GUMS WE DEDICATE THIS ONE TO GEORGIE GIRL.” Not to give it away, but here is the first verse which I actually sang to Georgie Girl – Santiago who was in the studio with his delicious hubby Anthony.

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John Cena Wrestling PHOTO SHOCKER – Wrestlemania Breaking News – WWE News

March 10th, 2013

Emperor

By The Emperor

Yes, give a cheer, “The Emperor” is here. Ha ha ha John Cena is one hot tamale in the news lately with all the talk of banging porn stars and a rumor that Hulk Hogan has a mancrush on him that someone told me they read on message board. No matter what the deal is on Cena, this writer can tell you that the Academy robbed him of an Oscar for his role as John Triton in “THE MARINE.”

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UFO Alien SHOCKER – Alien Attack Coming Soon

March 10th, 2013

Emperor

By The Emperor

Hello from Ground Control Major Tommy’s out there in America and beyond…The alien sightings are just going off the cliff lately with folks sending in their amazing photos and stories to the “Real Queen of England.” Today, I received fourteen million and six emails with tons of alien photos and stories. My husband Herol, had to hire a new assistant Martin Imposter, who we got cheap, when he got kicked out of the Model Airplanes Club of Phoenix when he was caught bonking members over the head with what was described as a “large black object with beefy veins.” So we were able to pay him with a Menudo CD and an autographed photo of David Arquette. Ha ha ha.

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“Bad” Brad Berkwitt’s Acting Career Taking Off – Breaking Entertainment News

March 10th, 2013

Geno

By Geno McGahee

Photos by Joe Henson, NYC

Fresh off his reading as “Jim,” in the “BLACK HOLE,” “Bad” Brad Berkwitt has been selected to play “Roy” in Playwright Ken Raymond’s play, “EXPERIMENTAL.”

Berkwitt will be reading with the rest of the cast in front of a live audience at the Little Theater of Alexandria on March 28th at 7:30 PM. All visitors are welcome to come out and watch this reading.

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John Waters DEAD: DEATH of Filmmaker SHOCKS HOLLYWOOD – Internet Death Hoax EXPOSED

March 10th, 2013

Geno

By Vinnie Franklin

Yo, check this out. I just found out that somebody put my friend, the LEGENDARY John Waters, on blast and said that he died. Really? Really? Nice try fellas. He is alive and well and he had the following to say when I called him: “Vinman, I’m about ready to slap around these assclown noodle dick twats that put me on blast. Please release the dogs on them!” Will do John.

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