Yo, check this out. I was at the Royal Rumble a few nights ago when I was approached by ten thousand WWE Divas and they all said in unison: “Vinman, we want to have your baby! We love your Drakkar, your smile, how you’re a man’s man, how you right wrongs, and will you please show us pictures of your LEGENDARY friends on your cell phone?” Well, as any hunk would do, I showed them pictures of my LEGENDARY friends on my cell phone and then I realized that I had fans everywhere. I was humbled by that. As I was humbled by that, one of the babes said: “Hey hot Vinman, is it true that your LEGENDARY friend, The Rock, died?” My god, imagine if his family heard that. They’d be devastated. I had to right this wrong. YA HEARD!