Yo, check this out. I was just called by my girl, the LEGENDARY Celine Dion, and she was sobbing. Her family saw those headlines. They were devastated! She said, and I quote: “Vinman, release the dogs on these assclowns! Don’t extend an olive branch to them. Put them on blast! Near, far, whomever they are, I believe that my foot will go right up their ass! Take care of this Vinman!” I got this one babe. YA HEARD!
Now, for all of you keyboard warriors out there that keep putting my LEGENDARY friends like Celine Dion, Vin Diesel, Jackie Chan and Eddie Murphy on blast, I have news for you! You may never admit this, but they are bigger than you will ever be and I’m not the sort of journalist that sits on my hands either! My neighbor got in trouble for calling Eddie Murphy dead to the wrong man…me! I slapped him silly. Now, I will be tracing the IPs, which I’m very good at, by the way, and when I find out who you are, I’m putting you on blast personally, you fool!