By Vinnie Franklin Yo, check this out. My friend, the LEGENDARY Rihanna, just had to deal with two assclowns that tried to break into her beautiful mansion in California. Really? Really? Well, nice try fella, but the burglar alarm scared them off and they were on the loose until now. RSR was put on blast [...]
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Rihanna HOME BREAK-IN SHOCKER: 2 Suspects Apprehended – California Home Invasion Explained – You Won’t Believe What They Say
By Benita Henderson (Oh Sweet Benita) Brothers and sisters, the children are the future and what kind of future do they have when they see some slut like Rihanna dancing on stage, gyrating her privates and glorifying drugs and sleaze. I hate to say this, but she is doing the devil’s work and the devil [...]
By Vinnie Franklin Yo, check this out. I just found out that somebody put my friend, the LEGENDARY Rihanna, on blast and said that she died. Really? Really? Nice try fellas. She is alive and well and he had the following to say when I called her: “Vinman, I’m about ready to slap around these [...]
By Vinnie Franklin Yo, check this out. There are some rumors going around that my girl, the LEGENDARY Rihanna is knocked up. Well, guess what, I just called her and she said the following: “Vinman, I’m pregnant and I’m happier than a pig in shit. To know that you are my friend and that you [...]
By Vinnie Franklin Ladies, relax! I know that my LEGENDARY friend, Katy Perry, is upset that Rihanna is going back to that no good, woman-beater, Chris Brown. That Chris Brown, he’s an ass clown. Why’s everybody always picking on him? You feel me? YA HEARD!
By Jim Minkle Oprah may be one of the richest people in the world, but that does not mean that her blessing means anything. This cow has recently said that she gave this “blessing” to Rihanna because she was able to forgive Chris Brown for beating her ass. Well, I have little sympathy for women [...]
By “The Emperor” E News has reported that Rihanna and Chris Brown were making out in a New York City Nightclub this past Monday when they were dancing. As always, “The Emperor” had an inside source who is one of the most prolific rappers in the business today who saw the entire smooching episode. Here [...]
By Vinnie Franklin Chris Brown, he’s a clown. That Chris Brown, he’s a clown. He’s gonna get caught, just you wait and see…why’s everybody always picking on him? You did get caught…you got caught taking that hot little thing, Nicole Scherzinger into the Bone Zone for some action and now it’s everywhere and Rihanna isn’t [...]
By Jim Minkle Adele, really? Are you serious? You are going after attractive women that show of their good looks because you are a fat slob, huh? Lady Gaga has every right to run around in panties, and so do you…but please don’t. You appear to have more rolls than a bakery.
By Vinnie Franklin My lord, can you believe that Rihanna is still expressing love for that joke, Chris Brown. The woman-beater Brown needs to spend some time in prison, where he can hold Bubba’s belt loop and parade around the prison yard. Now, the two are getting back together? What? He’s not a man’s man!
By Vinnie Franklin What is with this chick? I mean, the girl is hot, rich, and wants to still hook up with Chris Brown the clown? I challenged Chris Brown to an MMA match right to his face last year, and the guy just walked away. You know that women beaters don’t fight men. They [...]
By Vinnie Franklin Rihanna, that hot little Umbrella singing ticket was once the punching bag of Chris Brown, but this is Hollywood and the girl wants her man back, despite her friends telling her that once a beater, always a beater. She is sending sexy pictures, texts, and asking for Chris to come home and [...]
By Vinnie Franklin London got a shock and I’m not talking about Big Ben exposing his clock tower either. Rihanna surrounds herself with this monsters juiced up on steroids that will destroy anything that comes near her. Well, in this case, the poor photographer got a little too close to the car that she was [...]
By Georgie Girl – Santiago Rihanna is a potty mouth! OMG! You know, I was at my ice cream job and some guy came in and wanted a softy and he said “give me a chocolate softy you c**t!” I was so offended. OMG! He then said: “If Rihanna can say it, so can I!”
By Georgie Girl – Santiago OMG! Rihanna was given permission to shoot her video in a grain field of an Irish Farmer and he didn’t like looking at naked women, I guess. Hey Mr. Farmer, why don’t you come to my show “Lady Gum-Gum: Style Breeds Hate” and see what I whip out at the [...]
By Anthony Santiago OMG alert – alert – alert – baby girls…. That talented young singer with legs to die for Rihanna is going to be a guest judge on THE X-FACTOR Simon Cowell’s new TV show he created. I climbed three fences one time to get Rihanna’s autograph and she was so sweet…. She [...]
By Georgie Girl – Santiago I just heard from our greeter Bob that Rihanna has a sex tape! OMG! I knew that she would eventually be caught in one because she always sings about sex and doing the boom boom with rubber phallic objects, and she has all this slang about sex that you have [...]
By “Bad” Brad Berkwitt Pop Star Rihanna made big headlines with her abuse case involving R & B Singer Chris Brown, but that is now behind her. Recently she shocked her fans with personal Sex Secrets. Rihanna known for risqué videos, like the one for her song S & M, is actually a version of herself. [...]
By Geno McGahee Rihanna was supposed to sing at Donald Trump’s Cancer fund raiser, but backed out due to illness, but was fine to sing the very next day at an NBA halftime show. This has infuriated Trump and many of those that attended the fund raiser.