{"id":102494,"date":"2021-04-06T16:35:51","date_gmt":"2021-04-06T21:35:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=102494"},"modified":"2021-04-06T16:37:05","modified_gmt":"2021-04-06T21:37:05","slug":"doctor-curmudgeon-in-the-beginning-it-was-rather-innocent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=102494","title":{"rendered":"Doctor Curmudgeon\u00ae In the Beginning, It Was Rather Innocent\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<!-- RSR AD 1 --><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1545664804358300\" data-ad-slot=\"7759247395\" data-ad-format=\"auto\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=102494\" rel=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=102494\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-75425 size-medium\" style=\"margin-right: 10px;\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/ubm-photo-201x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a>By Diane Batshaw Eisman M.D. FAAFP Doctor Eisman, is in Family Practice in Aventura, Florida with her partner, Dr. Eugene Eisman, an internist\/cardiologist<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, please, don\u2019t get me started, dear child.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I sighed happily as my Great-Great-Great Grandmother; Dr. Cranky Wangshaw-Vesalius-Steinberger appeared. She was a noted physician in the Victorian Era, at a time when, not only were women denied the vote\u2026but it was rare for a woman to become a physician of such fame and reputation.<\/p>\n<p>Grandmother Cranky was a half-sister to Dr. John H. Watson; the friend, confidante, sounding-board, biographer and physician to Sherlock Holmes. Her almost as famous husband, Dr. Yevgeny Vesalius-Steinberger had served as a Royal Army Surgeon with Dr. Watson. The three physicians had become friends and Dr. Cranky cared for Holmes when Watson was away.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I had been curious about Sherlock Holmes and his addiction to Cocaine and had contacted my grandmother for the straight poop (poopus rectus, in medical jargon).<\/p>\n<p>Arranging her skirt as she settled into the chair next to my computer, she continued, \u201cSherlock was a very complicated man. Brilliant, that goes without saying. Unique\u2026of course! But very moody and most untidy in his personal surroundings. He did have a housekeeper, Mrs. Hudson. But I often felt sorry for that poor woman as he could have used a squad of household help to keep his personal surroundings clean and in order.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Moving closer to Granny, I said, \u201cBut I thought he was quite scientific and kept slides and a Bunsen burner and a microscope and other things that he used in his work. Surely, those had to be kept in mint condition, especially in those days when they were not readily available.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh yes,\u201d she nodded. \u201cThose items were different. I never felt that he was an untidy person. It was that he was not aware of his rooms and concentrated on being a consulting detective; using his massive powers of deduction and scientific knowledge. His personal environment was not within his visual field, and thus ignored.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut the cocaine!! Really, Granny. Couldn\u2019t you or Dr. Watson do something?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The lovely Victorian physician laughed as she answered my question. \u201cReally? Sherlock Holmes? Remove his cocaine? My dear precious child, you did not know the man.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c He had extreme mood swings. He could be in the deepest, darkest pits of depression and suddenly, usually when a fascinating case appeared, he would leap to the heights of exhilaration; one could almost call him \u2018happy.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI understand,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPossibly,\u201d she countered. \u201cYou have to realize that Sherlock was, in your psychiatric terms, bipolar. We did not have the medications that you have in your armamentarium. And Cocaine did not carry the stigma that it does today. It was readily available. There were \u201copium dens\u201d all over. You have no idea how ubiquitous it was, especially with the wealthy and famous in my time\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot an easy patient.\u201d I grinned.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou cannot possibly understand how difficult it was caring for that man. I always felt relieved when Dr. Watson returned from his travels and resumed the care of Sherlock.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere was times when I insisted that your Great-Great-Great Grandfather, Yevgeny care for him, as that brilliant detective really tried my patience.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMany years later, we discovered all the dangers and horrible health effects of that Cocaine. We had not developed rehabilitation centers or medications to help wean our patients off this horrid substance.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot so innocent at all.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Curmudgeon suggests &#8220;Bitter Medicine\u201d, Dr. Eugene Eisman&#8217;s story of his experiences&#8211;from the humorous to the intense&#8212;as a young army doctor serving in the Vietnam War.<\/p>\n<p>Bitter Medicine by Eugene H. Eisman, M.D. &#8211;on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Bitter-Medicine-Doctors-Year-Vietnam\/dp\/0615874347\">Amazon<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Doctor Curmudgeon\u00ae is Diane Batshaw Eisman, M.D., a physician-satirist. This column originally appeared on SERMO, the leading global social network for doctors.<\/p>\n<p>SERMO<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sermo.com\"> www.sermo.com<\/a> \u201ctalk real world medicine\u201d<\/p>\n<p>[si-contact-form form=&#8217;2&#8242;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Diane Batshaw Eisman M.D. FAAFP Doctor Eisman, is in Family Practice in Aventura, Florida with her partner, Dr. Eugene Eisman, an internist\/cardiologist \u201cOh, please, don\u2019t get me started, dear child.\u201d I sighed happily as my Great-Great-Great Grandmother; Dr. Cranky Wangshaw-Vesalius-Steinberger appeared. 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