{"id":108411,"date":"2021-11-29T17:26:02","date_gmt":"2021-11-29T22:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=108411"},"modified":"2021-11-29T17:26:37","modified_gmt":"2021-11-29T22:26:37","slug":"miami-has-to-have-the-worst-training-in-restaurants-in-the-country-and-americas-worst-sports-and-newscasters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=108411","title":{"rendered":"Miami Has to Have the Worst Training in Restaurants in the Country (and America\u2019s Worst Sports and Newscasters!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1545664804358300\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block; text-align: center;\" data-ad-layout=\"in-article\" data-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1545664804358300\" data-ad-slot=\"8616314829\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=108411\" rel=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=108411\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-108412 size-medium\" style=\"margin-right: 10px;\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MG_6_1_Miami-300x208.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MG_6_1_Miami-300x208.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MG_6_1_Miami-768x533.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MG_6_1_Miami-1024x711.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MG_6_1_Miami.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>By Seth H. Bramson<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It would be easy for a person to ask how I can not only make that statement but how am I audacious enough to title this article with those words. And the answer, of course, is both simple and factual: because both statements are true.<\/p>\n<p>Let us discuss those two topics in reverse order, though.<\/p>\n<p>Although a number of the high pitched, shrieking, cackling, giggling hyenas on Miami\u2019s local television stations, both English and Espanol have, mercifully, left the local scene and gone on to other venues to spew their juvenile, childish, inane, rat trap (and nothing but shameful) hooey, we are, here in Myamuh (as many of us long timers sometimes pronounce it, as the really early Miamians did) still laden and burdened with some of the worst broadcasters in the country.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>And now that I have your attention, I\u2019m certain you are ready to ask\u2014if not demand\u2014factuality to back that statement up, and I am pleased to offer same to you.<\/p>\n<p>Let us begin, though, with the past, when this city was blessed with real and true news people and broadcasters with names such as Ralph Renick; John Hambrick; Wayne Fariss; Del Frank; Noah Tyler, and, to a lesser extent although so much better than the shrill, high pitched chayahs (Yiddishism meaning annoying, giggling, nauseating anything but, in this case, actual or legitimate news or sports people) a female by the name of Ann Bishop. Along with them we had great weather people, especially Bob (\u201cWeaver the Weatherman\u201d) Weaver on Channel Four, until the new, young, know nothing know-it-alls who became the program directors (who actually knew less than nothing) pushed him and Mr. Renick and others off the air) although, truth be told\u2014and that is what I am known for\u2014most of the weather people, male or female, on the various stations today are neither \u201ctoo bad\u201d nor are they offensive, so this really is not an indictment of them<\/p>\n<p>Forgetting the past, and the parade of clowns, bozos, yahoos, yutzes, nitwits and nobodies who we were and currently are and have been afflicted with for so many years, we are still burdened with too many of them, particularly she of the high pitched, screechy, annoying voice on Channel Seven who ends every news cast with (I have the bucket ready so I can puke into it every time she says this) \u201cciao, ciao, ciao!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCiao, ciao, ciao?!!\u201d Goddam, son, that is sickening, especially when we were so blessed for so many years to have none other than the great Ralph Renick (yes, a real and true personal friend, that disclaimer, I feel, being necessary) who would sign off at the end of every newscast with \u201cGood night and may the good news be yours.\u201d That, boys and goys, was a great closing and the epitome of class, which Ralph had an abundance of.<\/p>\n<p>Now, the sportscasters.<\/p>\n<p>Are these Miami people who blabber out the sports actual broadcasters or nothing more than shills for the teams?<\/p>\n<p>That nauseating and disgusting crap coming from Jim Berry or the other nobodies using the words \u201cYour Miami Heat\u201d or \u201cYour Miami Dolphins\u201d or \u201cYour whatever the hockey team is called\u201d is shameful at best and beyond disgusting at worst. And, please, don\u2019t give me that, \u201cwell, they want to build up team spirit\u201d GARBAGE. NONSENSE. HORSE FEATHERS. That is NOT their job, unless they are being paid to shill for the teams. And when they spout out that crap, all they are is shills, and nothing more and by doing that they have lost\u2014which every one of them who uses those terms has\u2014even the barest hint of legitimacy.<\/p>\n<p>Think about it: None of those teams are \u201cours.\u201d The Heat is Mickey Arison\u2019s Heat, the Dolphins are Steve Ross\u2019s Dolphins and the baseball and hockey and soccer teams are the property of their owners but they sure as hell aren\u2019t \u201cYour Miami whichever team it is they are shilling for,\u201d and will never be until the owners distribute shares of stock to the entire city. Then\u2014and only then\u2014can we do what only one city in professional sports has the actual and ethical right to do, and that is, of course, refer to the team as \u201ctheirs,\u201d as in \u201cYour Green Bay Packers,\u201d the only pro sports team named for the City which boasts said team\u2019s ownership. Otherwise using that term is both shameful and juvenile and if the station owners had the cahonies (which they don\u2019t, because sucking up to the team owners is more important to them than engaging in real and true professional broadcasting, which using the term noted above is anything but) they would put a stop to the use of that or those terms (as we would say in hes-pan-yole) immediatamente.<\/p>\n<p>Our transition to the restaurants and how hideously poor the training is (if it exists at all) in most of them is two words, \u201cyou guys.\u201d But before we move on to the anything in this town but hospitality establishments (most of the owners wouldn\u2019t know what that word means or meant if it jumped up and kicked them in their collective fannies) we need to take one last legitimate shot at the broadcasters because every time one of them says \u201cback to you guys\u201d it is nothing other than rude and crude and if they knew what professionalism was or meant, they would never refer to their colleagues and fellow broadcasters as \u201cyou guys,\u201d especially when many of them are of the female persuasion.<\/p>\n<p>Now, on to the restaurants and clubs.<\/p>\n<p>What I want our readers to understand is that I know more than \u201ca little bit\u201d about the food and beverage\/club and restaurant\/catering and hotel businesses, with three of my four degrees being in hospitality management, including my bachelor\u2019s degree from Cornell University\u2019s School of Hotel Administration and one of my two and three-quarters master\u2019s degrees being from F I U\u2019s Hospitality School. In addition to that, I spent thirty years running some of the finest restaurants and clubs in the history of Miami and New York, including, among others, Lloyd\u2019s of the Maison Grande, Bernard\u2019s in the Carriage House, the Piccadilly Hearth on Decorator\u2019s Row, the famous New York Gaslight Club (Playboy came out of Gaslight by the way), five years doing the catering with the late, great Lloyd Apple at Epicure Market, and as GM at both Playboy Club Miami (I am the only living former Playboy Club Miami general manager) and Miami Shores Country Club.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut wait! There\u2019s more!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Although I have been teaching health services administration and history at Barry University for many years, I first spent twelve years at St. Thomas University and then five years at that hell hole, that horror show, that poster child for faculty unions, Johnny Whales (mercifully, they are \u201coutta\u2019 here,\u201d having decided to close and sell the North Miami and Denver campuses) teaching every area of hospitality management at those two schools for seventeen years.<\/p>\n<p>My indictments of local restaurants is lengthy, ranging from dirty, filthy, disgusting kitchens and dining premises to innumerable legal violations, as well as obnoxious anything but hosts and managers, who wouldn\u2019t know how to manage a food and beverage operation if their lives depended on them doing so, but for our purposes today, I hone in on the two word insult to their guests noted above. \u201cyou guys.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I come from a background of having learned elegance and refinement in the business and what I see and hear today in too many places simply turns my stomach.<\/p>\n<p>When I took over Miami Shores Country Club in 1985, we had a hostess by the name of Darlene who literally hung over the podium at the entrance to the dining room like a vulture, and instead of greeting members and their guests warmly and by name would say, \u201cCan I help you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Can you help me? Can you help me? When I get that question going into a restaurant I have a standard answer: \u201cYes, you can help me: I want to buy the furniture.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCan I help you?\u201d Of course you can help me, you idiot, what the hell do you think I\u2019m here for, to find out who the decorator was? And so I took Darlene aside almost immediately and told her that, from that day on, she was to greet our members and their guests with \u201cgood afternoon\u201d or \u201cgood evening, and welcome to the club.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Talking to her was like talking to a piece of furniture, and, finally, after writing her up twice, I had no choice but to terminate her, which I did, replacing her with a wonderful young man by the name of Mohammed (\u201cMo\u201d) who was both more than willing and happy to greet our members as I wanted them to be greeted.<\/p>\n<p>Now, though, the real and current beef. (OK, one more besides this one, but that for another column!)<\/p>\n<p>We walk into Outback and many other places and instead of being warmly greeted with \u201cGood evening\u201d or \u201cWelcome\u201d or \u201cNice to see you, folks,\u201d the greeting is \u201cHow you guys doin\u2019?\u201d And my standard reply is \u201cHow you guys doin\u2019? Do these two beautiful women (usually my still stunningly beautiful wife, that after now 45 years of marriage) and the wives or girl friends as part of at least one other couple we may be with) look like \u2018guys?\u2019\u201d And the non-genius behind the podium, who has obviously had no training at all, looks stunned as I continue with (if it is a female \u201chostess,\u201d which they are anything but, as they are barely greeters) \u201chow would you like it if I walked in here and said, \u2018how you babes doin\u2019?\u2019 or \u2018how you broads doin\u2019?\u2019 (that, of course, a Sinatra era Rat Pack term, so the \u201ckids\u201d have no idea what it means until I explain). Of course, if it is a male, I substitute the words \u201cpunks\u201d or \u201cbroz\u201d and then I explain that the proper way to greet your guests is with \u201cgood evening, folks, and welcome.\u201d Or, \u201cgood afternoon or good evening, nice to have you ladies and gentlemen with us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The facial expressions range from bewilderment to complete stupidity, but, little by little they do seem to catch on, and what most of the restaurants in this town, so poorly run, so poorly managed, so poorly operated and so vilely unclean, need to do is to bring me in, not just to teach them service and cleanliness but to explain that, in the service business, we don\u2019t have customers or clients, we only have guests. (Damn, that word really is a foreign term\u2014having nothing to do with language or linguistics\u2014in this town.)<\/p>\n<p>So there you have it, folks (NOT \u201cyou guys!\u201d), and we part company by wishing you a wonderful and happy holiday season, all. Be\u2014and stay\u2014well and, above all, please stay safe.<\/p>\n<p>[si-contact-form form=&#8217;2&#8242;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Seth H. Bramson It would be easy for a person to ask how I can not only make that statement but how am I audacious enough to title this article with those words. And the answer, of course, is both simple and factual: because both statements are true. 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