{"id":109834,"date":"2022-02-08T13:53:01","date_gmt":"2022-02-08T19:53:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=109834"},"modified":"2022-02-08T13:53:47","modified_gmt":"2022-02-08T19:53:47","slug":"the-cawthorn-menace-episode-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=109834","title":{"rendered":"The Cawthorn Menace &#8211; Episode One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1545664804358300\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/script><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block; text-align: center;\" data-ad-layout=\"in-article\" data-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1545664804358300\" data-ad-slot=\"8616314829\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\" https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=109834 \" rel=\" https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=109834 \"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-109841 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/21Litman-mobileMasterAt3x-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/21Litman-mobileMasterAt3x-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/21Litman-mobileMasterAt3x-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/21Litman-mobileMasterAt3x-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/21Litman-mobileMasterAt3x-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/21Litman-mobileMasterAt3x-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/21Litman-mobileMasterAt3x.jpg 1800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>By Nikki Slusher<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There are a number of members of Congress who should never hold their office again. While this includes individuals from all sides of the aisle, however, the list is currently dominated by Republican names. There\u2019s the usual obnoxious loud mouthed Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz, the homely Jim Jordan, and Lauren Boebert who barely graduated high school six months before taking office.<\/p>\n<p>Some other unforgettable characters include Paul Gosar who made a weird anime graphic of him killing President Biden and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Louie Gohmert who asked a U.S. Forest Service official if they could change the Earth or Moon\u2019s orbit to help fight climate change. While these may not be the best \u2013 and definitely not the brightest \u2013 bunch of hatriots offered by the GOP, they sure as hell have come to find a following that supports their vile lunacy that funds their egos and campaigns.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>One name is recognizably missing from that list. Not only does he put the dumb in free-dumb caucus, he also has quite the reputation for aggressive sexual behavior which was vastly known amongst his former classmates before and after he failed out after two semesters. Although he claims he stands for our democracy, this person gave a speech to the crowd that ended up attacking the Capitol. He has even continued this type of speech throughout the last year with constant open calls to Civil War larpers like himself, claiming now is the time to use those Second Amendment rights against the tyrannical government and anyone with opposing views. Our least favorite comrade also believes in making women and young girls give birth to their rapist\u2019s baby because it\u2019s a blessing from God, but couldn\u2019t stay married to his own \u201cearthen vessel\u201d for nine months.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s also his knack for using alternative facts, or basically making shit up whenever he feels like it. For example, he will tell you he was in a terrible car accident where his friend left him in a burning vehicle and ultimately paralyzed him which led to him not being able to attend the Naval Academy. If you ask anyone else \u2013 literally any other person involved \u2013 they will tell you his friend saved him and he was rejected before his accident. Or maybe you\u2019ve heard him give his bizarre story of taking a 36 hour ferry ride into St. Petersburg, Russia, with his friends to go gambling (even though it\u2019s illegal in St. Petersburg) after discovering he had $100 in his pocket in Sweden where he then randomly met an Army captain named Todd at said casino (which I must emphasize does not exist) who months later randomly invited him to a fake CrossFit Tournament just to introduce him to his soon to be ex-wife.<\/p>\n<p>Within the last week a group of lawyers filed a lawsuit to prevent him from running for re-election citing that he violated Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, the clause that was added after the Civil War to prevent Confederates from holding public office, which means he violated his oath of office for his role in the Jan. 6th insurrection. This same representative ran onto Charlie Kirk\u2019s podcast shortly after to rant about the radical left\u2019s socialistic agenda, Nancy Pelosi, and the deep state targeting him.<\/p>\n<p>I know this description fits quite a few members of Congress, but I\u2019ll narrow it down for you. Rep. Madison Cawthorn, please step down into the spotlight for this week\u2019s fuck that guy trilogy. Light travels faster than sound, which is why Cawthorn initially looked bright before he spoke. Cawthorn is the epitome of no matter how many cardigans you may wear still doesn\u2019t increase your functioning brain cell count.<\/p>\n<p>Hope you enjoyed getting to know a little bit about the youngest member of Congress.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Stay tuned for \u201cEpisode Two &#8211; Attack of the Cawthorn\u201d coming later this week.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Nikki Slusher There are a number of members of Congress who should never hold their office again. While this includes individuals from all sides of the aisle, however, the list is currently dominated by Republican names. 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