{"id":111260,"date":"2022-04-09T21:04:46","date_gmt":"2022-04-10T03:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=111260"},"modified":"2022-04-09T21:05:10","modified_gmt":"2022-04-10T03:05:10","slug":"promised-pony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=111260","title":{"rendered":"Promised Pony&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1545664804358300\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block; text-align: center;\" data-ad-layout=\"in-article\" data-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1545664804358300\" data-ad-slot=\"8616314829\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=111260\" rel=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=111260\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-111261 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/93532_1-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/93532_1-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/93532_1.jpg 730w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>By Joyce Davis<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Did you get your promised pony? Yup that\u2019s my political view<br \/>\nPromise people purple ponies if only they\u2019ll pursue you<br \/>\nHell, we will even make it pink if that\u2019s what you think is the lie you believe<br \/>\nNo thoughts to retrieve, your burdens relieved we charm you in order to deceive<br \/>\nProtect politics not people; perfect lies destroy truth<br \/>\nTreat trouble like triumph. Tout terror to our youth<br \/>\nMeld minds to muffled words that no one will understand<br \/>\nMake minds mimic marred messes so you have the upper hand<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Do all you can to reel them; they\u2019ll never know you are a phony<br \/>\nPuny peons of puddled masses are you mine for a promised pony?<br \/>\nI know this all sounds so silly so insanely satirical<br \/>\nHoping subliminally things don\u2019t turn out as I fear it will<br \/>\nBut it seems it doesn\u2019t matter what these politicians say or do<br \/>\nThey get a loyal following that believe all they say is true<br \/>\nYou tell them there are no purple ponies nor do pink ones exist<br \/>\nAnd they swear you are deep state operatives trying to conform them to resist<br \/>\nYou have no promised ponies but keep offering reality<br \/>\nWe can only hold out hope one day they will snap back to sanity<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Joyce Davis Did you get your promised pony? Yup that\u2019s my political view Promise people purple ponies if only they\u2019ll pursue you Hell, we will even make it pink if that\u2019s what you think is the lie you believe No thoughts to retrieve, your burdens relieved we charm you in order to deceive Protect [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":111261,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[28542],"class_list":["post-111260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-boxing-news","tag-promised-pony"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111260"}],"version-history":[{"count":-3,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111260\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/111261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}