{"id":121345,"date":"2023-08-07T11:28:42","date_gmt":"2023-08-07T16:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=121345"},"modified":"2023-08-07T12:35:14","modified_gmt":"2023-08-07T17:35:14","slug":"dorothy-parkers-for-a-favorite-granddaughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=121345","title":{"rendered":"Dorothy Parker&#8217;s \u201cFor A Favorite Granddaughter\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1545664804358300\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block; text-align: center;\" data-ad-layout=\"in-article\" data-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1545664804358300\" data-ad-slot=\"8616314829\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=121345\" rel=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=121345\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-121346 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Dorothy-Parker-300x180.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Dorothy-Parker-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Dorothy-Parker.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>By Karen Beishuizen<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Never love a simple lad,<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Guard against a wise,<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Shun a timid youth and sad,<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Hide from haunted eyes.<!--more--><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Never hold your heart in pain<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>For an evil doer;<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Never flip it down the lane<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>To a gifted wooer.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Never love a loving son,<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Nor a sheep astray;<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Gather up your skirts and run<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>From a tender way.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Never give away a tear,<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Never toss a pine;<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>Should you heed my words, my dear,<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em><strong>You&#8217;re no blood of mine!<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; 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