{"id":125116,"date":"2024-07-08T11:24:46","date_gmt":"2024-07-08T16:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=125116"},"modified":"2024-07-08T11:25:10","modified_gmt":"2024-07-08T16:25:10","slug":"a-day-in-the-life-of-mr-and-mrs-mcmaga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=125116","title":{"rendered":"A Day in the Life of Mr. and Mrs. McMaga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1545664804358300\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block; text-align: center;\" data-ad-layout=\"in-article\" data-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1545664804358300\" data-ad-slot=\"8616314829\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});<\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=125116\" rel=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/?p=125116\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-125117 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/download-11.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/download-11.png 300w, https:\/\/ringsidereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/download-11-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>By Sharon Synowsky<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pa and Ma wake up to their alarm. Now that their area has WiFi, they retired the wind-up alarm clock and finally got cellular phones and a home computer. Mr. McMaga uses the WiFi to log onto his newly gotten Truth Social account. Finally getting WiFi has opened up the world to them from home instead of having to go to the damn Commie library! Hell, Pa can now watch Fox News on his phone AND computer. He\u2019s tempted to get rid of the damn Commie-owned, overpriced cable.<\/p>\n<p>While Pa is reading the \u201cTruths\u201d of his lying cult leader, Ma is in the kitchen preparing breakfast. It\u2019s a big day in the MAGA house. Missy McMaga is moving out on her own, FINALLY! Her student loan was paid off somehow, the debt just seemed to disappear! Missy said she just had to fill out some forms and POOF! Ma thinks to herself, \u201cMy daughter is pretty smart, figuring out how to get out from under that debt. Wish she\u2019da done it sooner, she coulda been on her own for years already.\u201d Ma hums to herself as she plates up breakfast for her family. As she pulls the creamer out of the fridge, she\u2019s careful not to bump Pa\u2019s insulin. They\u2019re able to afford a three-month supply of it now that it\u2019s only $35 a month.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>As the family of three sits down for their last breakfast together, Ma says to Missy, \u201cI am so proud of you! My daughter the nurse, finally spreading her wings and getting her own place! I just wish you hadn\u2019t decided on living in Westin. It\u2019s such a long drive!\u201d Missy wipes her mouth and says, \u201cNot anymore, Mom. With funding from the Infrastructure bill, the state was able to fix the West End bridge. Cuts the drive in half.\u201d Ma smiles and shakes her head, thinking \u201cGosh, Ms. Marjorie is workin\u2019 so hard for us! On top of impeaching all the evil deep state criminals, she\u2019s out here fixin\u2019 our roads!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pa grunts, belches, then puts his phone down, having finished reading an article about Trump in the New York Post. He asks Ma, \u201cWhen does Bubba Junior start his new job at that tech whatcha call it place?\u201d Ma chuckles and exclaims, \u201cHe starts on Monday.\u201d Ma tells Missy, \u201cHe\u2019s going to be making those little thingamabobs that go in phones and computers!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pa gets up from the table, kisses Ma on the cheek and says he\u2019ll see her later. Missy asks him where he\u2019s going. \u201cI\u2019m takin\u2019 your Uncle Ned to the V.A. They finally agreed to treat his \u2018brain fog\u2019 or whatever is goin\u2019 on up in his head. Damn Commies, took \u2018em long enough. Man spent three years fightin\u2019 in Afghanistan, burnin\u2019 shit in \u2018em big ol\u2019 pits, but he couldn\u2019t get help a-fore now.\u201d Pa hitches up his pants, grabs his keys and heads to the door. Just then there\u2019s a knock&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pa opens the door and standing there is a smiling young man with a clipboard.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood morning, Sir, my name is Caleb and I\u2019m a volunteer with the Biden\/Harris campaign. Can President Biden count on your vote this November?<\/p>\n<p>Pa says, \u201cHell no, Biden ain\u2019t done NUTHIN\u2019 done for us!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; color: #808000;\"><a style=\"color: #808000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.authorhouse.com\/en\/bookstore\/bookdetails\/232300-BOXING-INTERVIEWS-OF-A-LIFETIME\">Click Here to Order Boxing Interviews Of A Lifetime By &#8220;Bad&#8221; Brad Berkwitt<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Sharon Synowsky Pa and Ma wake up to their alarm. Now that their area has WiFi, they retired the wind-up alarm clock and finally got cellular phones and a home computer. Mr. McMaga uses the WiFi to log onto his newly gotten Truth Social account. 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